I died
then i met a dude calling hemself god
he said boy i will give you 3 wishes and reincarnate you into another world
I said no i am too lazy just let me sleep
he kept looking at me
ok i said fine if that is what you want to do then i wish for you to let me sleep, for you to go away, and i wish for you to remove every alarm clock to have ever existed or will ever exist
he said ok brat and threw me into a world i don't know about
I screamed
I hit a lidued
I saw a lot of funny wigglylolipops
the wigly lolipops and I got ejected at a semi fast speed
there was a sound in my head saying racers take your marks
GO!
i didn't know what was happening but I swam as fast as possible
i won the race hitting myhead into a solid looking wall
the wall was actualy soft and i ended going throiugh it
i was then trapped in some jail like thing for what seemed like 9 months
eventualy the door opened and a blinding light appeard
i went twords the light only to feel a cold wind hit me
as i opened my eyes (they were shut fronm the bright light) i felt something hit my ass HARD
i dint react so the thing Kept hitting me over and over againintill my ass cheeks were raw
why the fuck wont he cry i heard thihs is suposed to work
it kept hitting me then I got beat to death.
THE END