It was impressive that so many heroes and politicians were able to make such a simple mistake of leaving the door open while having a private conversation. When the meeting restarted it was clear that earth's representatives still couldn't pull their heads out of their asses. They still continued to act excessively thinking that having heroes like Superman protecting earth and the Avengers that work for the world government that they were practically Invincible. It seems like they figured that if things went too far the gods would step in to protect them. I didn't really care about how they blathered on about nonsense at most they were wasting my time until they decided to speak for me.
Petty Diplomat B: If this is as far as you are willing to negotiate with us then I see no further need for Julian Black to continue attending these meetings and further more we will restrict his actions as well as pull resources from his projects and company in fact we will forcibly shutdown whatever he is working on.
"Are you fucking kidding me!?"
Superman: Julian please...
"FUCK NO! I could tolerate it when you acted excessively but you dare to threaten me! You have no authority to decide what I do with my company!"
Flash tried to get between us but before he could the goddess lifted him a meter off the ground using the force rendering him unable to move. Batman pulled a batarang which was quickly followed by Medusa hair coming to life. The Thanagarians weren't idle either as they began to pull weapons as well.
Rocket: I thought something like this might happen so I lined everyone's seats with explosives the kind that easily wipe everyone out here including the Kryptonian thanks to krptonite dust in each one as I had no idea where he would be sitting.
Whatever escalation was about to happen it immediately stopped as everyone turned to face the raccoon. Apparently no one had expected for the mediators to threaten both sides even the ever prepared batman seemed caught off guard. Everyone seemed to think of Superman as earth's ace in the hole yet everyone seemed to forget that when Krpton blew up the krptonite didn't only get sent to earth but spread out in every direction meaning it was possible to find it in space. The fact that many people forget that was already surprising yet Rocket was as brilliant as always seemed to be the only one to find the solution that everyone else seemed to miss. Although it didn't bother me I'm sure batman felt a little like the High Evolutionary demanding answers.
Gamora: Now that everyone has taken a minute to calm down I suggest that you all de-escalate so that we can finally find a real resolution to this situation
No one argued and my Mortis goddess put flash down on his feet and everyone reluctantly sat back down into their bomb chairs for another round of negotiations. The Thanagarians seemed bitter but composed while the UN Diplomats seemed nervous and twitchy especially considering that they were sitting on literal explosives. Gone was their false bravado and finally they were making real demands instead of the over the top ones. They did try to complain about the bombs but there arguments were quickly shot down.
As were finally making real progress I excused myself to go to the bathroom which surprised both sides as the mediators agreed. Both tried to use this to escape the bomb room but Rocket threatened blow up the place if they tried to leave.
Rocket: The Earth delegation literally said it themselves he isn't essential for this negotiation now hurry up and fix this so we can all go home already!
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Komand'r POV (Holding cell on board the Guardians' ship)
It had taken some time but the idiot brigade eventually left me unsupervised it made me wonder how I even lost to them in the first place. It took longer then I cared to admit to break out of their restraints and because of that I decided to cause some quick destruction and possibly take a hostage. I knew that their ship was parked in some kind of basement garage where the Thanagarians were staying on earth. I released some star bolts as I flew up before I spotted my hostage.
"Hey handsome, congratulations your my new hostage"
Before he could react I grabbed him and flew out a window while releasing a few more blast behind me for good measure.