"It's obvious that the former owner has scars that run very deep." I said with a sigh while making my way over to the refrigerator and opened it and seen that it was empty and cursed inwardly.
*BAM*
I slammed the refrigerator shut hardly and noticed a calendar on it and seen that the year was currently 2086 and said confusedly "From how futuristic it looked from anime and manga I would've thought that it would be like 2300, but again I am 14 years before the canon."
"Fuck." I said with a sigh and ran my hands through my hair and suddenly looked at the living room table and seen the former owners phone on it with a cracked screen and went over to it and grabbed it and immediately put the password in and went to my bank account, only to feel a pain in my chest from seeing the number 100 with the yen sign.
"I'm broke as hell." I said with a loud sigh and went to the contacts in my new phone and seen absolutely nothing, yes I said nothing.
I stared at the empty contacts for a moment and just swiped the site out and went to the current news which had news all about all might saving the day and said calmly while scrolling to find something other than him "Get off my screen weirdo."
Suddenly I felt a strong surge of rage and stopped scrolling from seeing a video of endeavor saving a woman and said with a creepy smile and cold eyes, veins showing on my forehead "Yes save her, but you won't be saving your family from me."
Suddenly I immediately forced myself to look away from the phone and took continuous deep breaths to calm myself down and thought with shock while holding my head with my right hand "What the fuck was that just now do I have dual personalities"
I glanced back at my phone in my left hand again and suddenly smiled very widely and said while laughing maniacally "I can't wait to see the look on your face when I cook and savor the flesh and blood of your wife and children before your eyes, you won't mind would you of course you wouldn't because you only care about the success of your career, hehehe, HAHAHAHAHAHA."
Immediately I forced myself to look away from the phone again and turned it off while saying solemnly "I definitely have dual personalities."
I sighed at my unfortunate circumstances and and started heading back towards my room to get dressed so I could head to the grocery store to get some groceries.
TIMESKIP: A couple minutes later.
"What a strange world" I thought calmly while making my way down the street with my hands in my pocket and looking at a monkey looking man that looks like sun wukong who just walked past me.
"KYAAAAH." Said a woman's voice screaming loudly at the top of her lungs.
I immediately looked in the direction of where the scream came from and seen a woman getting dragged into a back alley by a mutated pig looking man and just kept walking since it has nothing to do with me and plus it's a typical trope and I'm not trying to play hero, I don't know if because of my dual personality but I honestly wouldn't care if she died in front of me which is weird since I wasn't this cold in my past life.
"Is she going to be ok." Asked a man's voice from behind me.
Another person sighed from behind me and said "I don't know, who could possibly save her."
"Where are the heroes." Said another voice from beside me.
I sighed and continued walking since none of this concerns me and noticed that the grocery store was close by and made my way towards it leisurely.
TIMESKIP: A couple minutes later.
"T...th...thank you for your patronage." Said the cashier woman stutteringly while averting her eyes.
I ignored her and grabbed my bag from the counter and started making my way out of the grocery store.
"W...WAIT." Said the grocery store woman while running up to me.
"Huh." I said confusedly while looking back at the average looking cashier woman with glasses on and huge breasts that were defying gravity as she ran towards me and suddenly seen my life flash before my eyes.
Suddenly the cashier woman lost her balance and fell forward towards me.
I swiftly moved out of the way.
*Boom*
"Ouch...." Said the cashier woman in pain.
I stared at the cashier woman on the ground and asked calmly "You ok."
"Y...yes." Said the cashier woman stutteringly while blushing in embarrassment and got g up from the ground and started dusting her clothes off.
"Why did you call out to me." I asked calmly, ready to head back home so I can cook myself something to eat and possibly try to improve my quirk.
The cashier woman fidgeted and pulled her phone out and held it up nervously and said loudly like she was mustering up all her courage "CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER."
"Wow I just arrived in this world and already have women asking for my number, do I have the infamous rizz" I thought with a serious look on my face.
The cashier woman seeing the expression on my face took her phone back and said stutteringly while looking down with obvious insecurity in her eyes "Y...you...d...don't have to if you don't want too."
Suddenly a wide grin formed on my face and made my way close to her, perhaps to close to her and bent down close to her face and said with a wide wretched grin on my face doing the iconic ryusei shidou tongue out of my mouth with my hand forcefully making her meet my eyes with hand "Why would I give a average looking cow titied bitch like you my phone number, your best off just being the cumdump of a man and birthing his children than to try and get my phone number do you really think a low self esteemed cow tittied slut like you can find a boyfriend and even if you did they would only want you for your body."
Suddenly tears started to stream down the cashier woman's eyes and said loudly while slapping my hand away from her face and running back towards the store "YOU BASTARD."
I chuckled while watching her run back towards the store but suddenly seen her fall again and thought with a grin "Your stature can't support those milkers"
*Boom*
"BASTARD." Said the cashier woman loudly while getting up and running back into the store with her arm covering her crying face.
"Huh, what happened." I said with with a confused look on my face and looked down at the groceries in my right hand and suddenly remembered that I came to the store to buy food since I didn't have anything in my refrigerator.
"But why am I still standing here, don't tell me I had one of my little moments and did something I can't remember" I thought with a serious look on my face and immediately started heading in the direction of the broke down apartment building I live in.
I made my way down the side walk and thought while watching my surroundings for any threats "How come I can't remember anything despite remembering my earlier dual personality shenanigans, this is just weird I'll have to try and discover more things through the former owners memories and see why I have 2 personalities in the first place because I'm not gonna live my life as another person too in one body it's just creepy and weird and on top of that I need to strengthen myself because it seems like the former owner has very deep scars with endeavor"
"This life is truly a story to tell." I said with a sigh while walking off into the distance towards my broke down apartment building, the sunset darkening the vast skin revealing a terror that the distance future could possibly hold.
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THE END…