Naruto looked up (or down depending on your point of view) in thought, "It sounds like Hamako's rotating seal works. The first time you tried to open it during the morning, the second time you did it while I was training and it 'helpfully' directed you to where I was at the time, and this time the seal just wanted to get rid of you. If I had punched the door instead of hitting it with my chin to get a knock it would have sent me flying all the way to the Hokage Tower." He rolled his shoulders and slid down the railing, ending up on his back on the ground, "Just get the key from my pocket and you can just open the door." Tayuya gave him a long hard look, "Can't you just cancel the seal yourself?"
Naruto sighed, "Two reasons why I can't; I can't move my hands or generate the chakra to make the 21 hand-seals to cancel the security, and Hamako-chan changed the password. Right Hamako-chan?"
"Yep!" She chirped cheerfully from inside.
Tayuya shrugged and reached into both of his pockets, "Hmm… Let's see; gum, frog wallet- frog wallet? Nevermind; piece of paper with an address on it… in women's handwriting… I'm keeping that."
Naruto glared at her, "Oi!"
Tayuya ignored him and kept perusing his pockets, "Receipt for… seventeen large bowls of beef ramen from Ichiraku; not particularly surprising at this point but still disturbing, handwritten note for 'the usual order of Mt. Myoboku Firebrand Sake' along with 'the usual payment', and… *whistles* Nice size Uzumaki."
Naruto blushed and growled at her, "Get the key damn it…"
Tayuya freed her hands from his pockets, "Yeah, yeah. Oop, um bad news Uzumaki." She opened her hand to reveal that Naruto's house key had been broken, "Sucks for you."
Naruto sighed, "For Kami's sake." He rolled his eyes and adjusted himself in a laying position on the floor, "Well then I'll see you tomorrow Tayuya-chan, that is unless someone gets lucky and actually takes me out tonight because I can't fight back against a damn civilian as I am right now."
Tayuya stood there looking down on him for a moment before grabbing his ankle and dragging him inside of her apartment, getting a look of surprise out of him, "Don't give me that look asshole. You're the entire reason I'm alive right now so if I didn't help you out that would make me one miserable bitch, right?"
The red-head dropped his ankle outside of her bedroom door and pointed at him, "I'll get you set in a moment. Can you even move?"
Naruto wiggled his fingers and toes, "This is all I can do for at least the next few hours."
Tayuya grumbled to herself and lifted Naruto up before walking into her room and dropping him halfway onto the bed, "There, now be a good idiot and stay there for a moment."
"Yes ma'am…" Naruto said as he took the time to look around Tayuya's room. As he thought, it was pretty par the course for a room. He didn't expect anything else from her, like a room full of stuffed animals or something… because that would have been girly, and the only thing girly about Tayuya was that she was a girl. Combat flute on the nightstand, yep he expected that. A few pictures of her and some of the people she had met in Konoha like Sakura (which surprised him), Shikamaru (Surprising seeing as how he thought his attitude would cause her to strangle him), and Ino (polar opposites, enough said). It was good to see that she had some friends besides him, perhaps the fact that she was so close to him helped her get their trust.
Tayuya reentered the room with her hat off and now wearing a long t-shirt, "Shirt off shithead." Upon seeing Naruto's questioning look she sighed, "Unless you would like to stay fully and perfectly dressed while sleeping."
Naruto acquiesced to the request, removing his shirt and sword slowly because he could still barely move. Tayuya grinned at him at how long it took to accomplish the action, "You're a helpless bastard aren't you?" She said as she took his sandals off, "Anyone could do anything that they wanted to you if they wanted, couldn't they?"
Naruto's thoughts kicked into gear with the way she said that, 'Okay, from personal experience, whenever someone comments on how helpless I am bad things have happened… like in my Root training. I'm going to find that personality and physical conditioning bastard and kick him in the balls one of these days. What was I thinking about again?' He asked himself right before Tayuya planted kiss on him and forced him back onto the bed.
After a moment she broke away and moved her hair from in front of her face, leaving Naruto looking up at her with a largely unchanged look on his face before he smirked, "Oh, so that's why you said that. You're going to rape me now."
Tayuya's eye twitched, "Well if you don't want me to fuck you, just say so."
Naruto looked at her amusedly, "What in Kami's name gave you the idea that I didn't? After that, if I had the energy to I would have flipped us over and showed you who was boss. I'm going to ask what brought this on though."
Tayuya blushed slightly, "Well… honestly I was going to do this a long time ago. Like when we had that clusterfuck mission to Kirigakure, yeah, I was going to try this then, but you left the entire time and came back beat up and with Hamako."
"Oh." Naruto said in understanding, "So the whole 'me-coming-back-with-a-girl' thing threw you off from saying that you lo-."
Tayuya cut him off sharply by jabbing him in the chest, "Do not fucking finish that sentence because I fucking don't. You will never ever hear me say that to you understood? You're a decent looker, you're a nice guy, and you're a hell of a lot more reasonable to choose than any other guy in this place. I mean who else my age is there to choose from that might actually be a decent lay?"
With that, Naruto grinned, "Oh so you have an itch that you need me to scratch do you?"
Tayuya stared at him, "Why are you not flustered by this? You haven't had sex before, have you?"
'That was the one part of the training that Danzo-jiji never had the time to get me to finish, damn seal…' Naruto gave her a robotic look, "Nope, but still… I have seen you naked before." He grinned when he saw her face, "I snuck around Oto's original main base in Ta no Kuni for nine months and went everywhere and saw everything. Do you really think that the women's showers weren't one of the places I hit? Spies don't have dignity."
Tayuya mouthed at him silently before settling for glaring at him and sitting on his chest, "I'm going to make you pay for that." She leaned down with a smirk on her face, "And the best thing is; you aren't going anywhere whiskers."
(Lemon Start)
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