Chapter 120: Champa, You Fat Cat
After picking up Lin Qi's delivery, Whis had already started digging in.
Each time he chewed a bite, he'd stroke his cheek with utter delight. "Mmm… delicious!"
"How come this food smells so good, but Beerus doesn't wake up from the aroma?" Lin Qi looked at the table full of food, yet had no appetite at all.
Whis kept moving his chopsticks. "Lord Beerus is in a deep sleep right now. He won't wake up for decades!"
"Sigh…" Lin Qi silently picked up his chopsticks. "I feel like my body's rusting. Whis, train with me a bit after we eat."
Just as Lin Qi finished speaking, two figures appeared behind him.
"Ooh… food!" Champa rushed over and immediately tried to grab a bite with his hands.
Earlier, while they were "searching"—ahem, snooping around—for the Super Dragon Balls, they'd seen Whis chatting with Vados.
They heard there was a whole table full of food!
Why look for Super Dragon Balls when he could just come eat?!
He had begged Vados for ages to let him come!
With the way Champa pounced like a starving wolf, and the ravenous gleam in his eyes, it was clear life under Vados had been rough.
"Lord Champa, what happened to the etiquette I taught you?" Vados's voice turned icy cold as she walked up behind him.
"Uh…" Cold sweat beaded on Champa's forehead. He quickly stood upright beside the table, waiting politely in hopes Whis or Lin Qi would hand him chopsticks.
"Sis, what a coincidence! Want to join us?" Whis chuckled and offered Vados a pair of chopsticks.
Lin Qi also handed a pair to Champa, and in an instant, Champa moved like lightning, tearing through the dishes with lightning speed.
"…Sure, I'll take you up on that. Hoho…" After Whis quietly whispered something to Vados—
Vados coldly turned her gaze on Champa. "Lord Champa, after you eat, you'll be sparring with Lin Qi!"
"Just eating without exercising—you'll only get fatter!"
"Uh…" The piece of pork belly Champa was holding froze halfway to his mouth. He didn't dare put it in, nor did he dare put it down.
"Wouldn't that make eating pointless? It'll just get burned off quickly…"
"What was that, Lord Champa?" Vados's eyes glinted coldly, her smile sharp as frost.
Champa began eating even faster, his hands moving so quickly they left afterimages. "Then I'd better eat more!"
Out of eighty takeout portions, most went into Champa's belly. He patted his stomach, which now rivaled that of a woman in late pregnancy.
"Let me rest a bit… hic!"
That "bit" turned into nearly two hours. Only under Vados's frosty glare did Champa begrudgingly float into the air.
"Come on, monkey! Let Lord Champa teach you how to fight!" Champa bared his teeth mid-air, glaring fiercely down at Lin Qi.
"Making me move around… Don't you know I hate this the most?"
Boom!
Lin Qi, now wrapped in the multicolored aura of his Super 6 form, suddenly appeared in the sky and struck Champa with a merciless punch.
"Talking big for a fat cat!"
"Guh…" Champa was sent flying instantly, but quickly stabilized himself. Holding his nose, veins bulged on his forehead.
"Ow, ow, ow… damn you!"
"Is that how you treat a God of Destruction? Looks like Quitela's been spoiling you…"
As Champa's fists swung furiously, Lin Qi casually dodged them, his mocking gaze only fueling Champa's rage.
"Got scolded by Vados and now you want to vent on me? Keep dreaming!" Even while dodging effortlessly, Lin Qi had room to tease him.
"With that body of yours, who wouldn't think you're fat?"
"Fatso… chubby cat… fatty…"
"Damn it…" Champa's punches sped up, but they still couldn't so much as graze Lin Qi.
Lin Qi smirked. This kind of bullying—er, sparring—was satisfying. No wonder Whis always did it to him.
Being in control of the fight felt amazing.
"Alright now, bro, you're looking tired!"
With a mischievous grin, Lin Qi blocked Champa's punch with his elbow, then kicked his bloated belly.
"Ugh…" Champa curled up instantly, like a cooked mantis shrimp, bile leaking from the corners of his mouth.
"Haaahhh!"
"I'm just a candidate, so what are you so proud of?!" Veins bulged on Champa's forehead as he roared.
His whole body erupted in a towering purple aura. In a flash, he vanished from the sky.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Lin Qi and Champa clashed at high speed mid-air. Each collision sent ripples through the air.
Explosions of destructive energy echoed through the God of Destruction Realm, a suffocating sense of annihilation filling the space.
"Lord Champa's really falling off…" Vados sighed, watching him get knocked away by Lin Qi every time they clashed.
She glanced at Whis, who was also looking up at the fight. "So in the end, it's because he's too fat and too lazy?"
"Hoho… not entirely," Whis smiled and looked back at her before returning his gaze skyward.
"Look—Lin Qi's strength is actually on par with Lord Beerus. The reason Lord Champa's getting steamrolled is because…"
"He's weak! His stamina's shot!"
Right as Whis said that, Champa was sent crashing down again, plummeting toward the ground.
"Guuah…"
Champa cried out in pain, his slightly chubby body barely managing to steady itself before hitting the ground.
But Lin Qi was already on his heels, throwing another fierce punch.
Champa's expression changed drastically. He twisted his body and launched a barrage of destruction energy at Lin Qi. "Hmph, I'll destroy you!!"
Lin Qi sneered, weaving through the blasts. In the blink of an eye, he was right in front of Champa.
He grabbed Champa's leg, spun him around several times, and flung him.
"Ahhh—!" Champa screamed from the dizzying spin. Before he could stabilize himself—
Lin Qi appeared behind him, fists clenched, slamming down hard. He'd been hurt by Vados before—was this finally payback?
From there, it stopped being a fight. Champa had become nothing more than Lin Qi's punching bag.
After landing a critical hit, Lin Qi swept his leg and sent Champa flying again. Then he vanished, reappearing in front of him.
Another critical blow—Champa, now beaten so thoroughly, couldn't even cry out in pain.
"That's enough…" Vados soared into the air, blocking Lin Qi's next punch. "This is going too far!"
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