Title: Dragon Pole Z — Rap Battle: Vegeta vs Narrator (R18 Parody Edition)
Disclaimer: Satirical, Adult Humor — Not for sensitive fans!
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[Scene: A dark stage with spotlight. Narrator sipping coffee. Vegeta enters — shirtless, angry, pole glowing faintly.]
Beat drops: Sexy R&B mixed with aggressive DBZ beats
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Narrator (smooth voice, mocking):
Ladies and gents, here's Prince Veggie small,
With a 10-second pole — that can barely stand tall!
Remember that night? The hotel, the old man?
You traded dignity for balls — that's your plan?!
Goku got scenes, fans scream his name,
You got screen time? Nah — just shame!
Dragon Pole Z ain't a place for the weak,
So cry to Bulma while I narrate your streak!
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Vegeta (raging, mic grabs itself from aura):
YOU DARE MOCK THE PRINCE?! You filthy worm!
You spill my secrets? Now feel the burn!
That old man night — never happened! (okay maybe once),
But I did it for balls! You did it for... dunce!
Goku's a clown, that dumbass buffoon,
Giving him screen time is like fighting a spoon!
I trained in gravity, bled in the void,
While Kakarot ate noodles, being unemployed!
The fans want ME — raw, ruthless and real,
Goku's jokes are old — I bring the zeal!
Give me one chapter, one power-up arc,
And I'll shove this mic right where it leaves a mark!
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Narrator (laughing):
Power-up arc? Bruh you had like eight!
Still couldn't land a win — that's your fate!
Majin boost? L? Resurrection F? L!
Every saga ends — Vegeta fell!
Pole so shy, even a loly said "pass,"
You chase Goku like he got that sass!
And now you beg for main character rights,
While I ship your cries to Bulma each night!
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Vegeta (snaps, aura explodes, full rage):
ENOUGH!! You broke the code, I'm going raw,
I'll rap so hard, you'll delete your own law!
Vegeta, the conqueror — legend of lust,
Next chapter? I'll conquer ALL — it's a must!
Every girl in this verse will kneel to my flame,
Even the Dragon Balls will moan my name!
Goku's just a foreplay — I'm the climax king,
Dragon Pole Z — now let the true saga begin!
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[Scene cuts: Narrator mails the recording to Bulma secretly.]
[Next scene: Bulma appears behind Vegeta with sandals in hand.]
Bulma: "VEGETAAA!! What you said you want girls and want to conquer it ,I will show you , come home with me dragging Vegeta with ear
Vegeta: nooooo bulma that's not I mean don't misunderstand it's it's that narrotor fault
Bulma : shut up , A bazooka in hand
"Nooo! I was gonna be the main characteeeer!!"
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[Final Narration — dramatic tone]:
Will Vegeta ever become the main character?
Will he ever defeat Goku... or his own pole issues?
Find out next time on...
DRAGON POLE ZZZZZ!!!
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