"Hmph, with your character, no one would believe you. No way, I won't forgive you, you big jerk, you big perv!"
"Alright, since you refuse to forgive me, I'll hang myself with a noodle, or smash my head into tofu to commit suicide, or drown in the bathtub. Tell me, how do you want to punish your brother? I'm all ears!"
Zhou Xun pursed her lips and turned to look at Lin Mu, "Really? You'll listen to anything I say?"
"Yeah, absolutely. Brother is a stand-up guy, when have I ever lied?" Lin Mu said, patting his chest.
"Alright, since there's nothing else to do today, accompany me shopping for autumn clothes, and while we're at it, buy some lingerie." Zhou Xun said, looking at Lin Mu.
"Uh...buy lingerie? Shopping for autumn clothes is fine, we can prepare for autumn, but lingerie... I mean, as a man, accompanying someone to buy such sensitive women's items is a bit embarrassing!" Lin Mu looked at Zhou Xun with a face full of awkwardness.