"Huh?!"
Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu were both dumbfounded on the spot!
They had laughed at Huo Wu earlier today, thinking she was the clown — but turns out, the real jokes were themselves!
[Diary Instance Activated]
"If you keep acting like this, we're going back to Gotham."
"Damn it!"
Ning Rongrong gritted her teeth and said,
"That Huo Wu again! Yesterday's lucky viewer was her, and today it's her again! She didn't get the first reward, sure — but she snatched the second one!"
"These people just keep getting more infuriating!"
Xiao Wu pouted angrily,
"Exactly! I wanted to be the lucky viewer too! I wanted to ask myself a question, but he won't even give me the chance!"
Suddenly, Ning Rongrong asked,
"Xiao Wu, what if I became the lucky viewer and asked Su Chen where to find that immortal herb? Wouldn't I succeed then?"
Blazing Fire Academy
The corners of Huo Wu's mouth curled up — man, that smile was harder to suppress than the recoil of an AK!
"Hahaha—!"
"Screw you, Su Chen. Even if you don't write about me, I'll still earn rewards with my own strength!"
"And tomorrow, I get to pick the theme again!"
She was so pleased with herself.
Huo Wu tossed and turned on the bed, her little butt high in the air, buzzing with excitement.
"What should I ask tomorrow?"
"What should I write about?"
"No—"
"I'll make you write about me again tomorrow. And the day after that, and the day after that! I want to see if you'll give me screen time or not, Su Chen!"
Next day – Martial Soul Hall Branch
Hu Liena was absolutely wiped out — her stunning face was full of sultry charm. Now a woman in every sense, she was practically dripping allure, which made Su Chen tempted to use Martial Soul Fusion Technique all over again.
"Wait a sec!"
Suddenly, Hu Liena felt the yang energy rise in Su Chen's body and quickly said,
"We practiced Martial Soul Fusion all night yesterday. I'm seriously exhausted now. My martial soul can't take another hit."
Su Chen gave her a quick kiss and said with a smile,
"What are you thinking?"
"I noticed you don't have much strength left, so if you've still got some, sit up and absorb the immortal herb."
"Immortal herb?"
Hu Liena instantly sat up. Clearly, no matter how many times the field gets plowed — it's still a field. She might get drained, but she's not a cow.
Su Chen pulled out a few herbs and explained,
"These two — Qirong Tongtian Chrysanthemum and Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower — are pure yang. Not suitable for you, so I'll absorb them later."
"These three are: Lovesick Heartbroken Red, Daffodil Jade Muscle Bone, and Autumn Dew of Yearning Sight…"
He immediately explained their effects, especially the conditions for absorbing the Lovesick Heartbroken Red.
Hu Liena's expression turned a bit complicated. It was obvious the Lovesick Heartbroken Red was the best one, but… she wasn't sure she could meet the condition. Worse, she feared Su Chen would be disappointed if she failed.
"You pick for me," she said seriously, staring at Su Chen.
Su Chen thought for a moment and said,
"The Autumn Dew of Yearning Sight will benefit you more — it boosts your spiritual power and grants 'fiery vision' to see through rare treasures. But it doesn't increase soul power."
"Daffodil Jade Muscle Bone will nourish your muscles and bones, clear your meridians, and increase soul power."
"As for Lovesick Heartbroken Red, it's not really about you. I'm not your only man — how could I expect you to be single-mindedly devoted?"
Hu Liena pouted, hugging Su Chen tightly:
"I'm not choosing anymore. But I want you to keep the Lovesick Heartbroken Red for me."
"If you keep treating me well, I will use it someday to prove myself to you!"
Su Chen gave her butt a little pinch, making her yelp involuntarily.
"You get some rest. Have someone arrange a meeting with Qian Renxue for me. I'll be visiting Lingling's house today — I stole their daughter, gotta meet the parents."
Hu Liena smiled and asked,
"Since you've 'eaten me clean,' when we get back to Spirit Hall, will you come meet my teacher?"
"Bibi Dong?"
Su Chen paused, then looked at Hu Liena with a complicated expression:
"I'll definitely meet her."
"But to be honest, your teacher's not quite right in the head. You don't know her like I do!"
"If she were normal, I'd offer a generous dowry. But I'm worried she'll take that dowry and blow up the whole Spirit Hall!"
Hu Liena: "???"
Actually, Su Chen had never said this out loud before.
If Bibi Dong were sane — or even just your average villain — he'd have tried to win her over with knowledge and foresight, even if he lacked strength.
Su Chen had seen stories of honest, confession-style main characters. Sure, they might be under tight control, but they'd live a comfy life — better than the average joe.
But Bibi Dong? That woman was the Blind Douluo!
She wanted to destroy the Angel Clan and the whole damn world. Su Chen had zero interest in gambling with that kind of crazy.
Hu Liena felt torn. She'd read Su Chen's diary, so she knew exactly what he meant.
Sigh…
Thinking of that, she frowned and asked,
"If my teacher's not normal, can you help her become normal again?"
Su Chen seriously pondered and replied,
"Two methods."
"One: I become strong enough to rewrite fate, alter memories, and purify her negative emotions."
"Two: I overpower her, lock her up, and 're-educate' her — mentally and physically — until she becomes my kind of person."
"Neither's possible right now, so you'd better work hard and help Qian Renxue pull off a coup ASAP!"
"I…" Hu Liena was stunned.
Are these the kinds of things a future son-in-law should be saying?!
"Go rest!"
"I'm going to Lingling's place with her now. Tonight, I'll take you all to see Qian Renxue."
Su Chen gave Hu Liena's backside another gentle squeeze and left.
Hu Liena looked helpless.
"Teacher, how can I save you? Can you even be saved…?"
Damn you, Yu Xiaogang.
Hu Liena clenched her pearly teeth, a wave of hatred rising in her chest.
She and Qian Renxue had already been planning how to make that man suffer.
Outside
Ye Lingling was blushing and looking down at the ground.
Su Chen walked up and held her hand, confused:
"What's wrong? Your face is all red this early in the morning. Are you running a fever?"
Ye Lingling shook her head quickly. She looked like she wanted to speak but couldn't. Her face turned even redder.
"Didn't sleep well last night?"
She nodded vigorously, thinking: You two were making such a racket 'cultivating' that Martial Soul Fusion technique… and I was next door!
I was even leaning on the wall— Ahem!
"Let's go to your house."
Su Chen continued,
"Hu Liena is Bibi Dong's disciple and will become the next Saintess of the Martial Soul Hall. If your family joins them, they'll do much better than they ever could in Tian Dou City."
"And besides… you have me."
"Mm. Thank you, Su Chen."
"I never dreamed I'd be this lucky to meet someone like you!"
Though her face was still red, Ye Lingling said this seriously.
"Don't thank me — thank your mom, for raising you to be so smart."
"If someone else had heard the dumb stuff I said when chasing you, they'd have thought I was insane."
"And I should thank your mom for giving birth to such a beautiful daughter. Otherwise, how could I have landed such a pretty wife?"
Su Chen's sweet words had Ye Lingling glowing with joy — she couldn't help but kiss him passionately.
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