"A Name Blessing," the Queen said with all the seriousness of declaring war. "It's tradition! We announce the pup's name to the court, bless it under the Light Crystal, and give him a tiny silk cloak. Maybe the Celestial Choir if they're not busy—"
'Is she serious?!'
Evelisse's jaw dropped. "Wait. You're going to hold a whole ceremony? For a puppy?"
"He's not just any puppy," Seraphina said, petting Snugglewuff's head. "He's your bonded companion."
'In my past life, I didn't even get a naming ceremony! And now a dog gets a choir?!'
"I didn't even get a naming ceremony in my last life," she muttered under her breath. "But sure, let's crown the dog."
Fluffy choked on air. "Wait. Did she say... a silk cloak?"
'Do you get one too?' Evelisse asked sweetly. 'Did your creator bless you under a holy furball or whatever?'
Fluffy puffed up. "Excuse me, princess! I was born from pure system code, thank you very much. I don't need cloaks. I am the moment."
