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Narrator: yea I take uhhhhhh an double Mcches-
Employee: "Sir this wendys-"
Narrator: Um AH READERRRRRR!~ HELLO! today we meet the goddess of beer and harvest!-
Employee: "that isn't on the menu-"
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Tis the celebration of gods and thedai it will be short but choas!
Kaisar: "They want me drink beer with the goddess that is named chiba because she is so small she looks like a schoolkid but is actually a big old lady goddess-? to celebrate the gods? BACK IN MY DAY-"
Chiba: "AM 50.8M THANK YOU and you ain't old enough to say back in you're day-" (she says, eating 6 cakes the size of her small head.)
Berlin: (he sighs) "yea right goddess that's 3,6-"
Chiba: "OI GUARD BOY I HELP FARMS IF YOU'RE RUDE TO ME NO FOOD FOR EVERYONE-"
Kaisar: "No beer for you then."
Chiba: "I have made a big mistake and I'm sorry anyway CHEERS!"
Berlin: (drinks orange as he is a guard to kaisar and can't afford to get drunk.)
Kaisar: (drinks a whole mug.)
Chiba: (does the same but is needing some help to chug it as she had too much cake what a silly goddess!)
Droids: (chugging oil.)
Old men chatting and having beer as they watch football(British meaning)
Kids that are with their dad drink orange and have some free cake given.
Then the door opens and it's the bartender coming back and everyone is happy as it means more fun.
Chiba: "YAAAAAY-"
Berlin: (drinks his orange juice like a little kid.)
Bartender: "Soooo how is the celebration so far?"
everyone in the bar yells "GREAT!".
Bartender: "Good good. Well free cake if you want just ask!"
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End: Comment how much you want chiba the sassy short adult goddess of harvest and beer to get more episodes - MrKaos