Chapter 047: Ninjas from Other Villages! (Asking for stats)
Kitahara Kaede knew that in the original story, Naruto and Sasuke were cheat-code teenagers, and in the Ōtsutsuki era, they would become top-tier workers.
They would fight the Ōtsutsuki clan head-on in order to protect Konoha.
So they were energetic and full of vitality.
But...
"So this is the jutsu you think can hurt me?" Kitahara Kaede said.
Now standing in front of him were... Naruko and Sasuko.
Naruko was wearing a swimsuit, while Sasuko wore a one-piece blue swimsuit with twin ponytails—surprisingly cute.
And aside from them, there were even more beach girls.
"Eh..." A blonde twin-tailed girl blinked her blue eyes. "No reaction?"
"See? I told you this guy wouldn't fall for it. This move is useless," Sasuke said in a female voice, as if ready to undo the jutsu.
"No, Sasuke, it's clearly your performance that wasn't good enough."
"I already told you, if you're turning into a girl, you have to imagine the type you'd fall for. So at least the chest has to be bigger..."
"Eh..."
"Wouldn't that make it harder to move?"
"..." Naruko.
"Sasuke, don't tell me you're not into girls."
"...Women are just troublesome," Sasuke replied.
"..." Kitahara Kaede.
"..." Kitahara Kaede.
Kitahara Kaede glanced at his ninja rabbit, which had returned to the windowsill.
Even it had wide eyes and a dumbfounded look on its face.
Yeah.
It probably never imagined that ninjas, who use chakra for various techniques, had also developed jutsus like this.
But...
For people like Naruto and Sasuke to research turning into girls, and making it so flashy and heart-throbbing—basically unheard of.
It could be said that in the history of the ninja world, their existence was unexpected, explosive, and destructive.
"Um..."
At the door stood Kakashi, who had just opened it.
Coincidentally, it had been several days since Kitahara Kaede had last seen the Black Hinata. Now, the White Hinata had returned to normal.
But for White Hinata...
"Um..."
Blushing, Hinata looked inside.
"Um..."
She seemed a little nervous. "Um..."
"Did I come at a bad time?"
She wasn't wrong.
Because...
Anyone looking in would think—Kitahara Kaede had invited some "service girls" over.
Ah, damn.
She had no idea he had this kind of interest.
And such a wide range of tastes too.
Not only busty ones—there were even flat-chested ones.
"These are Sasuke and Naruto," Kitahara Kaede immediately said.
His instincts told him that not explaining things now would lead to disaster.
Luckily, this was just the regular Hinata.
Her emotions wouldn't show too intensely.
But that didn't mean Black Hinata was completely unaware.
The personalities of the two Hinatas were like the relationship between the Nine Tails - Kurama and Naruto.
When one controlled the body, the other remained in the mental world.
But she could still see what was happening outside.
That's also why Black Hinata knew about Kitahara Kaede's previous outing with regular Hinata to buy ninja tools.
She saw it all.
"Oh," White Hinata responded with a startled tone.
"...?"
Kitahara Kaede paused for a moment.
Then quickly added, "No, they're just practicing ninjutsu."
"Look at Kakashi-sensei," Kitahara Kaede said.
"Your jutsu is meant to target men, but..."
"You didn't forget your backup plan, did you?" he asked.
"Of course not!"
Naruko, Sasuko, and their whole harem of transformed girls rushed toward Kakashi.
"Horeh!"
"Kakashi-sensei~"
"You're such a good man~"
The harem charged Kakashi.
"Eh!" Kakashi instantly lost focus.
"This is the moment!"
The real Naruto and Sasuke unleashed their moves.
"Rasengan!"
"Chidori!"
"Elite jōnin? Not that impressive—"
Distracted by the Harem Jutsu, Kakashi was immediately hit by his students' loving "education" and sent flying.
[Descendant Chat Group (^_-) ]
[Minato Namikaze]: This is...
[Tobirama]: ...
[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: @Kakashi, get up!
[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: How could you lose to a sexy jutsu?!
[Tobirama]: ...Big Brother, you're the last person qualified to say that.
[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: Huh??? Wait, Tobirama, are you saying you would fall for it?
[Tobirama]: ...
[Tobirama]: I'm the Second Hokage. How could I possibly fall for such a jutsu...
[Future Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: But it's really effective.
Mei offered her insight.
[Future Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: If you're fighting Naruto and he suddenly does a bunch of Shadow Clones, it's not that surprising.
[Future Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: But when those clones all turn into seductive girls...
[Future Mizukage - Mei Terumi]: The stronger the opponent, the more stunned they'll be.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: So it's the top-tier surprise attack.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: I should have my students learn it.
[Kakashi]: Gai, don't do something so reckless!
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: Hmph? Kakashi, you're being mean.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: Forget Kitahara Kaede—even Naruto and Sasuke, their power has grown so fast...
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: They're at a jōnin-level already, yet they're still taking the Chūnin Exams. That's just cruel.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: My students are also participating in the Chūnin Exams this time.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: I thought, as their teachers, we'd face off while our students battled each other too.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: But look at them now... how are my precious students supposed to fight yours!
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: Just Naruto alone could wipe out Neji and the others.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: Ugh, Neji and the rest were so excited to show off their skills in this Chūnin Exam...
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: To prove themselves and become great ninjas, but...
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: It's over before it even began.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: They won't be the brightest stars of the exam anymore.
[The Man Who Can Kick Uchiha Madara with Eight Gates]: Kakashi, you owe me!
[Kakashi]: ...
Kakashi was speechless.
And what was with Gai suddenly acting all emotional?
Well...
Thanks to Kitahara Kaede's genjutsu, Kakashi had made a huge sacrifice.
He was known as the man who copied a thousand jutsus with his Sharingan.
So he had learned many techniques.
Then, as a teacher, Kitahara Kaede requested him to teach them all.
Which meant demonstrating every jutsu.
So this training session... was basically hell for Kakashi.
He didn't even want to carve dog heads on Earth Wall anymore.
[Timid as a Mouse - Ōnoki]: But even so, the Chūnin Exams have already begun.
[Big Dumb - Hashirama]: Oh, Ōnoki, you're online.
[Timid as a Mouse - Ōnoki]: Yeah... because I've already arrived in Konoha.
As if to confirm Ōnoki's words, the gates of Konoha had been thrown wide open.
Izumo and Kotetsu, who were on gate duty, were letting in the examinees from other villages.
All of them were genin.
Though some of them looked older—not like beginners—
They clearly didn't know...
They had walked straight into a battlefield far beyond the "beginner zone".
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