Chapter 15: The Rogue Glitch Ascends
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The storm began before the system noticed.
The sky fractured like glass, shattering into broken code and distorted light. Above the ruins of the Golden Archive, Kai stood—surrounded by his goddesses, cloaked in glitch-energy, and absolutely, unapologetically alive.
The Order of Reboot had come.
And they didn't bring mercy.
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[Location: Systemic No-Zone – Heaven's Crashpoint]
A thousand armored zealots hovered in perfect formation—half-machine, half-holy. At the front, a tall figure in obsidian priest robes floated with a halo of spinning data rings behind his head.
"Kaizelon," the preacher spoke, voice echoing like a corrupted gospel, "You are the anomaly. The unblessed. The glitch. For the sake of equilibrium—your existence must end."
Kai cracked his neck.
"No offense, priest-bot. But your whole 'kill me for balance' thing? Kinda outdated."
Yui stepped beside him, swords drawn. "We're gonna cut that sermon short."
Velmaria, wrapped in divine flame, hovered behind. "I get first blood."
Nyxa opened a portal above, summoning chaotic entropy into her palms. "And I want his memories."
Eirnys licked her lips, chains slithering. "I'll take his sins."
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> [Boss Encounter: The Preacher of Reboot – Lv. ??? – Divine Class: Reset Apostle]
> [System Objective: Survive]
> [Hidden Objective: Ascend]
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The sky screamed.
Projectiles of purging code launched toward them. Kai deflected with his glitched arm, spinning through the air with impossible speed.
> [Skill Activated: Codebreaker V2 – Rewrite Incoming Attacks into Buffs]
+25% Movement Speed
+100% Handsomeness (Critical)
+5% Goddess Libido
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The goddesses moved with him.
Velmaria carved through zealots with fiery arcs, laughing like a woman high on divine violence.
Yui danced between blasts, deflecting with dual blades forged from erotic paradoxes.
Nyxa bent time, reversing wounds before they landed.
Eirnys stopped hearts with every kiss of her chain, each moan-powered strike imbued with divine guilt.
Kai? He was the storm at the center of it all.
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He reached the preacher.
"You look holier-than-thou," Kai smirked.
"I am purity," the preacher intoned.
"Good. I'm the virus."
He punched the preacher's face in.
Reality glitched.
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> [Critical Hit – Preacher Integrity -73%]
> [Counterattack Initiated: Heaven's Reset]
A giant holy finger descended from the clouds.
It literally tried to press a "RESET" button on Kai's forehead.
He dodged.
Barely.
Then grabbed the divine finger, reversed its code, and uploaded lust into it.
The finger spasmed.
And exploded into pink fireworks.
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The preacher howled. "You defile divinity!"
"Bro," Kai laughed, "I've kissed four goddesses. That ship sailed."
He summoned every glitch in his soul. Fractured memories, corrupted system alerts, ancient lust-pacts, and the raw love he now understood.
Love that broke code.
Love that defied the System.
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A final fist—coated in goddess fire, chaos, judgment, betrayal, and affection—struck the preacher through the chest.
> [System Error: Core Integrity Compromised]
> [Process: Reboot Failed]
> [Fatal Exception Caught: Rogue Glitch Ascended]
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The preacher vanished into corrupted light.
Silence followed.
Then...
> [Achievement Unlocked: Rogue Glitch Ascended]
> [System Title Gained: Glitch Sovereign – "Rule the System You Once Defied"]
> [Harem Compatibility Upgraded: +1 Goddess Slot]
> [New Divine Trait: Lust Reconstructor – Heal Allies Through Kisses]
> [Congratulations. You Have Reached Phase 2 of Evolution.]
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Kai collapsed to one knee, panting.
Nyxa held him.
Yui knelt beside him. "You good?"
Kai chuckled. "I just made a priest climax himself to death. I'm great."
Velmaria muttered, "I'm naming the next explosion after you."
Eirnys whispered, "...So, who's the next goddess?"
They all turned to him.
Kai blinked. "Wait. There's a next one?"
Nyxa grinned. "The system just gave you another slot."
Velmaria lit up. "I vote for Seraphina."
Yui laughed. "The Demon Queen?"
Eirnys tilted her head. "Or the Oracle of Sloth."
Kai held up his hands. "Ladies—can we not draft new wives while I'm dying?"
They ignored him.