"Last time on Total Drama Action," Chris walked up to the set as he began the recap, the first true recap for the season. The host was determined to make it a good one. "Seventeen of our past campers met up at a cruddy abandoned film lot, but it wasn't just them as joining them this season we have three new teens eager to both bring the pain, and face the pain. We have Jasmine the Australian Amazon who could probably body everyone here in less then a second. Then there's Mike, an average looking dude who seems to be holding a dark secret. And my personal favorite, Ronnie Anne the ex girlfriend of Lincoln who seems to be taking it as well as Trent takes poisonous blowfish. So now we have 20 teens all duking it out to win one monster cash prize, and speaking of monster we had one chase around all of them to determine the winner of the first challenge! Hahah, I love this show. Some faired better then others. Duncan was caught in the confessional, Tyler faced our first injuries of the season, and Owen ran for his life but didn't make it very far. Ultimately Jasmine won it for the girls, but there chances of victory were soon crushed along with their new digs. Who will be one step closer to the million bucks? Find out on another trilling episode of Total. Drama. Action!"
On various parts of the film lot camera and lighting equipment were all set up to record all parts of the new season, ready to show the world every bit of drama that would be going on.
Dear mom and I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
Zooming through the film lot we see Chris driving a golf cart along with various background piece and racks of close being pushed through the set. It then zoomed into a pool where we see Owen swimming with Mr. Coconut in one arm and a shark behind him about to take a bite only for Owen to fart in its mouth.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And I think the answer is plain to see.
The view then goes above the pool where Bridgette is on a surfboard expertly dodging seagulls that were being thrown at her with Geoff cheering her on from outside the pool only for a scowling Ronnie Anne to pull him away by his ear.
In the background Sasquatchanawka emerged from a clothing rack wearing a pink dress and a boa with Lily and Edward chasing him on a golf cart.
I wanna be famous !
The camera then pans onto a beach set where Justin was sun bathing with a couple of sharks, the teeth model grinning as his the light shinned off his flawless teeth.
I wanna live close to the sun
Well pack your bags because I've already won
In then pans to Heather and Leshawna fighting with foam clubs on two columns. Heather grins as she strikes Leshawna a few times only for Leshawna to whack Heather in the head and knock her wig off.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there on day
Heather's wig then lands in Chef's pot with the buff cook simply shrugging as he sets it aside. In the craft services tent helping him with the food was DJ who looked at the pot in disgust before adding a spice to it and tasting it and smiling in satisfaction.
Because I wanna be famous!
Something then poked DJ's shoulder and the big guy looked behind him and screamed as he saw someone wearing a hook hand and hockey mask. After DJ ran away the person wearing the mask flipped it up revealing to be a laughing Duncan. Only Duncan felt someone else poke his shoulder causing him to look back and flinch as he saw an angry Jasmine looking down at him.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
It then cuts to an special effects booth where Lindsay and Tyler were making out, leading them to accidentally hit a button that blew up one of the sets that had a bear inside of it with Izzy running up to it and waving at the camera. The bear roared at Izzy only for her to roar back and chase the bear away.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
The camera zooms over to a Broadway-like stage where Trent was playing his guitar and Gwen watching her boyfriend play while sitting on one of the amps. Spotlights then shined down on the two with Mike and Harold setting them up and giving each other thumbs up…only for the spotlight above Harold's head to fall on him.
I wanna be!
I wanna be!
I wanna be famous!
A limo then pulled up in front of the lots theater with the window coming down to reveal Dawn inside with Lincoln smiling at his girlfriend and opening the door for her.
I wanna be!
I wanna be!
I wanna be famous!
After a series of camera flashes we see Chris in a blue tux on stage, an envelope in hand. Walking up to him and carrying a tray of Gilded Chris awards was Chef wearing a pink sparkling dress and not looking to happy about.
The camera then zooms out to reveal this was on a TV screen, down below Courtney as sitting on a red couch smiling at the camera as she held up a coffee mug with the Total Drama logo on it. Popping up from behind the couch was Beth who photo bombed Courtney causing the CIT to give her an amused smirk as the camera zooms out more to reveal all the contestants new and old in the lobby of a fancy hotel all whistling the theme song.
TOTAL LOUD ACTION
Thankfully everyone was able to wake up at 6 AM, some better then others though. For a lot of the returning contestants they really took for granted getting to sleep in both at the loser resort and at home. For the new contestants Jasmine seemed fine waking up, Mike was a little groggy but thankfully wasn't to bad, and Ronnie Anne well…she was usually moody so no one could really tell the difference.
"Wow…" Mike let out as Chef scooped some…what he could only call eggs and bacon onto his plate. He really hoped these were eggs. "It really is something else when you see it in person…"
"Just wait till you taste it," Trent warned Mike. Ever since yesterday Mike and Trent have mostly stuck together, not that either complained about it. "Trust me, it's only down hill from here,"
"But you get used to it right?" Mike slowly asked. Trent's apologetic expression was the only answer he got. "Oh boy…"
"Eh, you live to deal with it," Duncan said as he was next in line. "Trust me with how hungry you get eating on Chris' whacked schedule you won't even care how they taste."
"Tell me about, got to a point where I'd kill for some of Chef's disgusting food," Gwen spoke up as she went up to the buff cook to get her food. "No offense Chef."
"None taken," And Chef showed that by scooping Gwen's portion of eggs onto the floor.
"Great…" Gwen sighed out as she walked away.
"Hey, you can have my burnt toast if you want," Duncan offered the piece of black toast on his plate to Gwen.
"Judging by that gut I figured you'd be all over the extra carbs," Gwen joked as he pointed to Duncan's stomach.
"You can have my toast if you want too Gwen," Trent kindly offered to his girlfriend.
"Sorry but I can't except enemy toast." Gwen told her boyfriend with a bit of a smirk.
"Hey come on, we ain't enemies. Least not yet," Trent played along and put his toast on Gwen's plate. "Teams haven't been formed yet,"
"And that makes it even more dangerous," Duncan pointed out with a grin. "Can't trust anyone right now,"
"Y-You can't?" Mike gulped a bit in fright.
"Hey ease up ok Duncan, you're scaring the new guy," Trent was there to help calm Mike down as he wrapped an arm around Mike. "Look dude, I know this may all seem stressful but you got nothing to worry about. Well, except maybe Heather and Ronnie Anne. But other then that just do your best and I'm sure you'll be find on whatever team you end up on."
"At least until someone pulls the rug from under you and Chris does something that spells doom for us all," Duncan pointed with Gwen finding she wouldn't really disagree. "Just remember that when the money starts being divvied up, we're all enemies here,"
"Eh, fair enough Duncan." Trent shrugged but smirked a bit at the delinquent. "I'm sure me and Gwen can throw you a couple pity bucks when we win."
"Whooooooo," Duncan couldn't help but whistle a bit at Trent's retort. "Not bad there guitar boy, where'd you pick that up?"
"Just something I learned from the week off," Trent held up his head up high.
CONFESSIONAL – Trent
"I knew buying this book was a good idea!" Trent grinned as he held up a book titled 'Trash Talking for Dummies Vol. 3.'
"Bleh…" Jasmine let out as she poked at her food…if it could be scientifically classified as that. "You lot actually survived off this for the last season?"
"Hey, you knew what you were getting yourself into when you signed up," Duncan pointed out to her as he, Trent, Mike, and Gwen all sat together at one of the tables. "So you don't get to complain."
"Fair enough I guess," Jasmine shrugged as she sat down as well. Just then Lincoln and Dawn came by and sat down with everyone as well as Jasmine sending the much shorter aura reading girl a smile. "Good mornin' there mates, how's it going?"
"It's going well Jasmine, thanks for asking," Dawn smiled back at the Australian Amazon. While they haven't interacted much Dawn could tell Jasmine was a kind soul and was looking forward to getting to know her more. "Looks like your taking the wake-up call well,"
"Eh, I get up early all the time back home anyway, so it ain't no biggie," Jasmine shrugged as she scooped some of the eggs into her mouth. She froze a bit as the taste instantly registered to her and despite everything her body was telling her she forced the eggs down. "Ugh…can't say the same for keeping these down though…"
"You just gotta build tolerance," Lincoln reassured her before eating some eggs himself, doing a better job at keeping them down.
"Hey Lincoln," Harold spoke up as he joined them at the table. Despite Duncan sitting there the ginger still wanted to stick close to his friend. "Not gonna have any bacon?"
"Um, no actually," Lincoln shook his head before looking at Dawn with a smile. "Since I'm dating Dawn I decided I'm gonna go vegetarian, I know how she feels about eating meat so I won't do it myself anymore,"
"Aaww, that's really sweet," Mike complimented the white haired boy.
"I told him he didn't have to but he was insistent," Dawn informed everyone before giving her boyfriend a kiss on the cheek. "He's sweet like that."
"Heh, definitely couldn't be me," Jasmine chuckled a bit. "No way I could live without meat,"
"Ack!" Meanwhile fake gagging from a table she was sitting at by herself was Ronnie Anne. After getting her food Ronnie Anne didn't bother with any sort of social interaction, she knew that no one her liked her and that was fine. She was here to win and nothing else. Looking down at her food Ronnie Anne picked at it a bit before cringing, debating whether or not she should put this stuff into her body. "Ugh..."
"Hmph," Suddenly looking at her with a glare was that surfer girl that tripped her yesterday. Ronnie Anne glared back but Bridgette clearly wasn't backing down. "Try not to choke on it."
"You'd like that wouldn't you?" Ronnie Anne asked as she stabbed her fork into her eggs.
"Maybe," Bridgette shrugged before walking away to go sit with her boyfriend.
"Perra…" Ronnie Anne growled back as she poked at her food again.
Over by the condiment table Beth, Lindsay, and Tyler all watched with disgust as Izzy, who had gotten a plate of pancakes, pour a butt load of ketchup onto her breakfast. "What are you doing to those pancakes bro?" Tyler asked as he watched in horror, he wanted to look away but he couldn't. It was like a car crash! "That's gotta be some sort of crime against nature!"
"In war, we cover everything in ketchup," Izzy stated before narrowing her eyes rather dangerous. "Covers the taste of murder!"
"Y-Yeah! Totally!" Walking up to them was Owen who gave Izzy a sheepish look with the red head immediately glaring at the big guy. "I think it's cool how you put ketchup on everything Izzy! Gives it a…unique taste!" Izzy was silent and her only response was squirt the bottle at Owen, covering his face in ketchup before walking away. "Aw man…"
"Don't worry Owen," Beth and Lindsay both offered Owen their support as they pat the big guy on the back. "I'm sure you'll win her over eventually."
"I think you're wearing her down at least!" Lindsay said with an encouraging smile. "She didn't hurt you at least!"
"Yeah…that's true actually," Owen smiled a bit, maybe there was hope for him and Izzy to pick things back up. "I just gotta keep trying!"
"Hey babe," Geoff spoke up to Bridgette with a bit of concern as they sat down together. Geoff watched the little exchanged between his girlfriend and Ronnie Anne and it worried him a little. "Think ya wanna ease up a bit on Ronnie Anne?"
"Geoff how could you say that?" Bridgette asked as she put her hands on her hips. Geoff wasn't actually defending her was she? "I told you about how things went between her and Lincoln, and considering how she's acting now? She's nothing but a bully!"
"I know, I know, I'm not saying she's right," Geoff rose his hands, trying to calm Bridgette down and explain what he means. "I'm just sayin' don't go looking for a fight babe. That'll only make things worse and I doubt Lincoln will want that,"
"I guess…" Bridgette sighed out. Geoff did have a point but still, she didn't want to just do nothing at all.
"I wouldn't be to sure about that," Leshawna stated as she sat down with the surfer couple. "I can tell that girl's planning something, I'd still recommend keeping an eye on her."
Meanwhile nearby, Heather couldn't help but smirk.
CONFESSIONAL – Heather
"Ya hear that?" Heather asked with a cocky smirk as she held a hand up to her ear. "It's the sound of all the heat being taken off of me and going to someone else. Thanks Ronnie Anne~"
As everyone ate and conversed with each other, Chris walked into the craft services tent wearing a pair of sunglasses along with a red beret and matching ascot and in his hand was a green backpack. "Good morning everyone!" Chris announced as he pulled out a movie clipper. "And welcome to day two of Total. Drama. Action!" Chris snapped the clipper at the end.
"Are you gonna do that every time?" Duncan asked with a raised brow.
"Yes," Chris nodded without hesitation. "Yes I will."
"Alright then," The delinquent merely shrugged.
"Today's movie genre…Aliens!" Chris immediately revealed the genre for today causing quite a few of the contestants to get excited, looks like Aliens was a popular genre for some people. "Our unpaid interns have been hard at work finding out what makes a good alien movie successful. Chef?"
"You got three basic things," Chef listed off with a disinterested tone as he stirred something in a pot. "Aliens wanna take over the earth and start making lots of baby alien. People fight back. Then the military's called in." Chef then blinked a few times in realization as he glared at Chris. "Yo Chris, where's my paycheck at?!"
"Um…it's…in the mail!" Chris flinched a bit causing Chef to glare and growl at Chris. Before Chef had the chance to pummel him, Chris began explaining the challenge to the contestants. "Today's challenge, find an alien egg and return it to home base before mama alien finds you! The two fastest get to pick the teams this season."
"Sorry losers but no one knows alien movies the way I do!" While Duncan would claim that horror movies were his favorite genre, alien movies were a close second. "The more obscure the better!"
"I'm gonna blend up those no good aliens and have them for breakfast!" Gwen quoted, speaking in a deep voice
"Dude alien chunks is like my favorite alien movie of all time!"Duncan grinned at Gwen, immediately knowing where that quote was from.
"Me too!" Gwen couldn't help but fangirl a little bit. Especially since there was something else who also loved the movie here."It's seen it like 27 times!"
"53," Duncan bragged.
"You'll be tough to beat," Gwen complimented before smirking a bit. "But I got my lucky charm,"
CONFESSIONAL – Gwen
"I love the scene in alien chunks where they turn the aliens into fruity blended drinks," Gwen took her fangirling to the confessional as she reached into her shirt and revealed a necklace that had a little charm of a blender attached to it. "I even have the necklace ."
"I like that old black and white movie where the aliens take over the government," Trent told everyone before making some funny alien sounds. "Take me to your leader!"
"Dude you are so going down," Duncan couldn't help but shake his head at Trent.
"Ah whatever," Trent waved Duncan off, not affected by his ball busting. "You just don't have any respect for the classics."
"Does Predator count as an alien movie?" Mike spoke up, giving his own opinion on the genre. "Because I gotta say those are some of my favorite movies."
"Hey, can't go wrong with Schwarzeneggar." Lincoln nodded, thinking Mike's choice was a good one. "And call me basic but Aliens is my favorite, love me a good Xenomorph,"
"I thought you didn't like horror movies," Geoff rose a brow at Lincoln.
"Eh, it's more so the real factor of a horror movie that gets me so scared," Lincoln explained his feelings towards horror movies to everyone. "Something like Texas Chainsaw Massacre is scary to be due to how easily it could happen in real life, with something like Alien that real factor isn't there."
"I can get that," Gwen nodded in understanding.
"Heh, sounds like your just a cowards to me," Ronnie Anne spoke up, giving Lincoln a taunting smirk and earning her glares from multiple people. "Lame-O couldn't handle gore to save his life."
"Grrrr…" Lincoln growled out a bit as Dawn put a hand to his back to calm him down.
"Yo Chris," DJ spoke up as he rose his hand. "You got some laser shooting monster playing Mama Alien?"
"Not quite," Chris smirked before pointing towards the kitchen area. Walking back into the room was Chef…now wearing a green alien costume. His expression told everyone how he felt about wearing it. "You call that slime? Make-up! More slime over here!"
Immediately a bucket of slime was dumped onto Chef's head. "I hate my life…" The buff cook let out blankly.
"And of course what's mama alien without a few of her babies to help spread terror." Chris grinned with amusement before snapping his fingers. "You can come in now!"
"Hi Lincoln!" And to everyones surprise, coming in wearing what could only be described as cheap face-hugger costumes was Lily and Edward. Edward wasn't too much of a surprise but everyone was shocked to see Lily was still here. "Look at the costume they gave me!"
"Lily!? What are you still doing here?!" Lincoln stood up in surprise before glaring at Chris. "You said you would send her back!"
"Incorrecto Lincoln my man," Chris chuckled a bit before explaining some things. "I said I made a few calls and that things were 'settled~' Hahaha."
THE PREVIOUS NIGHT
"Ok, I just got off with the producers and her parents," Chris told Chef as they hung out in their quarters, Lily fast asleep in one of the many rooms they had at their fancy digs. "We'll be keeping her around to help out,"
"Seriously?" Chef asked with a raised brow. Don't get him wrong he actually liked the kid but that didn't seem like the best move. "Sure we just can't send her home?"
"Yeah but then I got to thinking, what more to our audiences love just as much as those guys getting hurt and causing drama? Cute stuff! So they bring the drama, she brings in the cuteness! It'll be ratings galore!" Chris rubbed his hands together only to bemet with Chef giving him a disapproving look. "Oh don't give me that, she won't actually be participating. Just helping out and also fetching stuff for us like an assistant."
"Fine," Chef sighed out, knowing Chris wouldn't change his mind about this. "But I'll keeping an eye on her just in case."
"Fine by me," Chris shrugged, accepting that. The host then pulled out a tape measure. "Now then, what size alien costume do you where ?"
"…Of course…" Lincoln sighed out and face palmed, he really shouldn't be surprised at this point. "Lily are you sure about this?"
"Uh-huh! I talked about with mom and dad about it!" Lily said with an excited grin on her face. "It's really not so bad, and I get to stay around my brother!
CONFESSIONAL – Beth
"That's so cute!" Beth couldn't help but gush before giving a worried look at the camera. "But I'm kinda scared that Chris has a little assistant running around now."
CONFESSIONAL – Lincoln
"Lily's smart for her age, I'm sure she knows what she's doing," Lincoln sighed out as he ran a hand through his face before glaring at the camera. "But Chris, you hurt a hair on her head I swear-"
The confessional cuts off before he could finish.
"Relax, she'll be fine," Chris reassured Lincoln as he patted Lily on the head. "I love seeing you guys in pain but not even I'm heartless enough to hurt a six year old. She's just gonna be my new Jr assistant. Ya know fetching me stuff, helping with challenges. Like now for instance! She and Edward will be the baby aliens hunting you down just like their mama is."
At this Edward sent Heather a devious smirk. "Don't even think about it…" Heather growled at Edward, knowing exactly what was going through the platypus' head.
"At least they don't have acid blood…" Harold gulped a little bit.
"Now then, here are your GPS devices, complete with maps of the film lot," Chris then opened the backpack he had and tossed a few GPS so some of the teens. "Find the alien eggs. But be careful~ Because today you're all on Chef's and the little guys menu~"
"Heheheheh~" Chef chuckled threateningly, making everyone flinch.
And so all 20 contestants all followed their GPS to a set that didn't look to out of place for an alien movie. Metal everywhere, pipes lining up the walls, narrow hallways, everyones foot steps echoing throughout. It created a rather tense atmosphere for all the teens. "Oh! Oh! Everyone should follow me! I know so much about aliens!" Izzy bragged as she pointed to her neck. "I've been abducted loads of times! The aliens even put a tracking device in my neck!"
"Does it hurt?" Harold asked as he looked down Izzy's neck to find the tracking device she spoke about.
"Only when I hiccup," Izzy stated before letting out a quick hiccup causing a shocking sound to come from her. "Ow!"
"Hmph, do whatever you want but I'm going this way," Ronnie Anne said as she was the first to separate from the group. "Don't need any of you losers slowing me down,"
While no one was gonna argue for her to stay, Lincoln felt a need to point something out. "Um, Ronnie Anne the GPS is pointing the other-"
"I didn't ask Lame-O!" Ronnie Anne snapped at him causing Lincoln to meekly looking down, getting a smirk of satisfaction from Ronnie Anne before she walked away.
"Tch, forget about her." Bridgette comforted Lincoln as she put a hand on his shoulder. "Let her get taken down my Chef,"
"Yeah if she wants to be alien food, that's her choice," Duncan shrugged before gesturing everyone to follow him. "Come on, eggs are this way,"
CONFESSIONAL – Ronnie Anne
"I'm not an idiot, I got a plan for this and it all involves everyone else doing the work for me," Ronnie Anne smirked confidentially as she leaned back in the chair. "I'll make sure I get first while Lame-O is in dead last! Hahahaha!"
As the group of now 19 walked forward, they passed by a metal door that gave everyone goosebumps as they looked towards it. "Ooooh, do you feel that?" Leshawna shivered, being the first one to speak up about the door. "It feels like there's something in there as cold as ice. With no soul."
And behind the door was none other then Chris who was keeping an eye on everyone through a serious of monitors. "Thanks!" Chris laughed before pressing a button on the console connected to the monitors. "Now take that!"
Suddenly steam erupted from various pipes along the way, creating a thick steam cloud no one could see through. Panic began to fill everyone as they all screamed and ran around trying to find an end to the cloud. "Over here Lindsay!" Tyler was luckily close to his girlfriend and was able to grab her hand and immediately began running through the cloud trying to find a way to escape. "I think I see the end of it!"
Sure enough Tyler was right and the two exited the mass of steam and could now see clear as day. "My hero!" Lindsay gushed as she hugged Tyler close. "I knew you could save us!"
"Hehe, well I'm pretty heroic like that right guys?" Tyler asked everyone around him…only for him and Lindsay to soon notice there was no one else around them. "Um…guys? Hello? Anyone there?"
CONFESSIONAL – Tyler
"Ok so losing track of everyone while Chef is trying to pick us off one at a timemaybe wasn't the smartest thing," Tyler sheepishly rubbed the back of his head before shrugging. "But hey at least I can keep protecting Lindsay! Like she said, I'm a hero~!"
"Oh what if Chef finds us…" Lindsay said as she stuck behind Tyler, looking around every which way for Chef, Lily, or Edward. "I'm scared."
"Don't worry babe, just stay right behind me," Tyler reassured Lindsay as he looked over the GPS, using it to hopefully lead him and his girl to the alien eggs. It was a little confusing but he was confident he could figure it out. "I won't let anyhing happen to you."
"Oh will you now?" Tyler and Lindsay tensed up as emerging from the corner up ahead was Chef, decked out with his slimy alien costume and a paintball gun. The buff cook grinned as he aimed it at the couple with Lindsay desperately hiding behind Tyler. "And how you gonna do that boy?"
Tyler was definitely intimidated, but he made a promise to protect his girl and he was gonna keep it no matter what. "Why don't I show you ya alien freak!" Tyler stepped up, challenging Chef before charging right him and letting out a roar cry. "It's Tyler Time! RAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Tyler ran at Chef full force. Chef narrowed his eyes at the incoming teen…and stepped to the side. Tyler failed to notice this somehow and kept going, running right past Chef and being unable to stop himself leading Tyler to crash into a large metal pipe face first. Tyler groaned in pain as he fell down to the floor with Chef rolling his eyes and shooting Tyler with his paint ball gun and splattering him with a ball of slime. "Now then…" Chef began as he aimed his gun at Lindsay. "Where were we?"
"Wait! Please don't slime me!" Lindsay begged as she rose her arms up. "It's bad for the skin!"
"…Fine then," To Lindsay's surprise Chef lowered his paintball gun, but the look on the cooks face didn't do anything to ease her. "I'll allow my assistant the honors then,"
"Huh?" Lindsay said before looking up…and seeing something crash down towards her.
"BONZAI!" Lily yelled as she fell from above, landing and grabbing on tightly to Lindsay's face.
"MMMMMMMMM!!!!" Lindsay's screams were muffled by Lily as the ditzy blond ran around and tried to remove the toddler, all the while Chef cackled at the sight.
CONFESSIONAL – Lindsay
"It was like the cutest ball of terror ever coming down at me and covering my face!" Lindsay describing the experience, her hair a bit messed up leading to the hand of an intern popping up to brush it. "I think my whole life flashed before my eyes! Aaaaw, I was such a cute baby!"
With Lindsay and Tyler now out and Ronnie Anne gone, the group of now 17 teens managed to find a way out of the steam cloud and managed to get back on the path. "Ugh, what is with these things?" Heather complained as she shook the GPS she had in an attempt to make some sense of it. "Why are we the only dots on the screen? Where's Chef or those little terrors!?"
"How did you get in our group?" Justin asked the bald girl with a raised brow.
"There are no groups yet," Heather informed the teen model before pointing forward. "Besides, there's only one way we can go."
CONFESSIONAL – Beth
"Just because Heather is mean to us, doesn't mean we should be mean back right?" Beth asked, wanting to be the bigger person in this whole thing. "After all, Buddha says that you can lead a sheep to water, but you can't make it nice…or did I read that on a fortune cookie?"
"I can't believe I'm about to say this but Heather's right," Mike stated as he looked at his GPS which was currently glitching and providing no help at all. "Come on where are we supposed to go?! Ugh we'll never figure this out!"
Suddenly everyone watched as Mike took a deep gasp and similar to yesterday, assumed his posture of an old man. "Dag nab it!" Chester complained as shook his GPS around rapidly. "What's with kids these days and their gizmos and there whatiz!"
"Uuuum, excuse me?" Duncan looked at Mike with a raised brow. "What's with the old man talk dude?"
"Mike, are you alright?" Bridgette asked as she scratched her head a bit. "Acting a little…weird there."
"Oh boy here we go again…" Gwen let out with the role of his eyes.
"Hey now I already told you young wippersnappers, the names Chester!" Chester told everyone sternly before grumbling a bit. "What happened to showing respect to your elders?"
CONFESSIONAL – Duncan
"Ok that Mike guy, he's up to something I know he is," Duncan stated as he put a finger to his chin in thought. "I know him from somewhere, I know I do. But I can't put my finger on it…"
CONFESSIONAL – Trent
"Ok I can respect method actors as much as the next guy but now really doesn't seem like a good time for it," Trent stated as he held a hand to his head, trying to wrap his mind around what Mike was doing. Sure Mike told him it was something he did out of stress but this seemed like a bad time to bring out Chester. "I mean old guys aren't really known for surviving alien movies."
CONFESSIONAL – Dawn
"It's so fascinating to see it take place in person, I've never seen anything like it," Dawn commented in both a mix of wonder, curiosity, but also a bit of worry. "I wish I could tell everyone what was going on but I don't think Mike would appreciate me revealing it like that."
"Brbrbrbr…Brbrbr…"
Before anyone else could question what the heck Chester was doing…they started hearing something echoing around them.
"Brbrbrbr…brbrbrbrb…"
"Edward?" Dawn said cautiously as everyone froze and looked around for any signs of the platypus. "Is that you?"
"Brbrbrbr..."
"Oh man…he's in the walls!" Harold yelled out in a panic. "HE'S IN THE GOSH DARN WALLS!!!"
"Comeout you mangy rodent…" Heather growled out as she cracked her fist, ready to show that stupid platypus a piece of her mind. "I dare you…" Luckily Edward did just that! Suddenly lunging from out of nowhere, Edward showed now bias at all as he attached himself to Heather's face. "MMMMMMMM!!!!"
"RUN!!!" Harold shouted out as everyone booked it as fast as they could as Heather desperately tried to remove Edward from her face.
"Surprise suckers!" Suddenly emerging from the hallway and cutting everyone off was Chef. Everyone began to panic as Chef reached behind his back and pulled off Lily who was hitching a ride on the buff cook so he could use her as a weapon. "Fire in the hole!"
"Wheeeeee!" Lily let out as Chef launched her, the 6-year-old sticking her arms and legs around.
"Not the face! Not the fa-AH!" Justin soon feel as Lily flew right at him, clinging onto the handsome teams face tightly.
"Everyone run for their lives!" Beth yelled out right before she was shot in the leg. "Ah! Charlie horse!"
"Huff…huff…" Chester breathed out as he tried to book it but his old bones just weren't built for it. "I'm right behind ya…huff…"
"I gotcha old dude!" Luckily Geoff came in for the save as he scooped Chest into his arms.
"Woah!" The old geezer let out as he smiled up at Chef. "Now this is what I call a taxi!"
"Seriously, what is up with him?" Trent asked as he looked back while still running forward.
Chef then got to shooting the helpless contestants. Owen was an easy target with Chef easily shooting him in the back. "Ah! I'm hit!" Owen yelled as he fell to he ground before throwing Mr. Coconut forward. "Save yourself Mr. Coconut!" But right as Owen threw Mr. Coconut Chef shot him down.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Owen yelled out in despair as he crawled up his fruity friend. "Speak to me buddy! Speak to me please!!!"
CONFESSIONAL – Chef
"That kid has issues." Chef stated with a disturbed look.
"Everyone this way!" Harold tried to lead to everyone in the direction of the egg, but it wasn't meant to be as Edward lunged at him after finishing up with Heather. "MMMMMM!!!"
"Harold!" Leshawna called out to in concern as she tried to run back to save him only for Chef to shoot her in the head. "OW! Ok see now that's just rude!"
"RAAAAAAHHH!!!" Izzy charged at Chef and jumped up attempting to drop kick him, but Lily came in for the buff cooks save as the 6-year-old jumped at Izzy and tackled her face before latching on. "MMMMMM!!! MMMM!!!!"
"Hehehe," Chef grinned as he managed to corner nine of the eleven remaining contestants, aiming his gun right at them. "Say hello to eternity~"
"Hold it right there mate," Speaking up from behind Chef was Jasmine. The buff cook turned around to see the Australian Amazon glaring fiercely at him, cracking her knuckles and neck. "Why don't you pick on someone your own size, put the bloody gun down and let's do this the old fashioned way!"
"…." Chef was silent at first. Looking between his gun and all the teens he corned he could just take them out now and then accept Jasmine's challenge…but that'd be far, far too easy. Any self respecting man would take this challenge and then make all the wimpy teens wet their pants. "Fine by me."
Jasmine watched in satisfaction as Chef dropped his gun. The two glared at each other as the got ready to battle, daring each other to make the first move. Their fingers twitched, ready to throw a punch at any given opportunity. Suddenly their eyes widened as they both charged at the same time holding their fist back before punching at the exact same time, their fist colliding with each other.
"Grrrrrr…" Both dark skinned muscle bound powerhouse gritted their teeth as they tried to overpower each other. But they seemed to be evenly matched. Jasmine then rose her leg up in an attempt to kick Chef in the face, but the buff cook reacted in time and grabbed Jasmine's foot with his free hand and through the Australian Amazon over his shoulder. Jasmine grunted in pain as Chef threw her down on the metal floor, but Jasmine has easily handled worse.
Grunted Jasmine used her free leg to kick Chef in the chest and send him staggering back before she recovered and rushed him. Jasmine delivered a flurry of punches to Chef force the buff cook to go on the defensive as he rose his arms arm to block Jasmine's blows. Despite how muscular his arms were Chef winced as he could feel each of Jasmine's blows showing that she had the strength to back up that height of hers. Seeing he was losing ground, Chef quickly under another one of Jasmine's punches and retaliated with a strong uppercut that send Jasmine staggering back. Chef then shoulder check Jasmine and charged forward to try and pin her against the wall.
But Jasmine refused to go down that easily and firmly planted her feet on the ground before wrapping her arms around Chef and throwing him to the floor with a suplex. Before Chef could recover Jasmine quickly trapped the buff cook in her arms from behind in a full nelson. "I got him!" Jasmine yelled to the remaining contestants. "Now go! Find those eggs!"
Everyone was quick to follow Jasmine up on her offer, but DJ was hesitant to leave her behind. "But Jasmine..." DJ tried reaching out to the Australian Amazon, not wanting to ditch her after she just saved them all. Heck, this would be her second time saving him!
"GO!" Jasmined snapped at him, struggling to continue holding down a struggling Chef. "I'll be fine! Go win this thing!
DJ was still a bit hesitant, but in the end he ended up following everyone else. "We won't forget this Jasmine!" DJ yelled out to her as he ran off.
"Grrrrr!" Chef growled at everyone escaping and in a burst of strength managed to free himself from Jasmine's hold and sent a glare to the girl. "Oh you're gonna pay for that girly…"
"Heh, I'm counting on it," Jasmine smirked as she adjusted her hat before getting into another fighting position. "Now, where were we?"
Thankfully Jasmine's distraction was just what everyone needed to get away and find the eggs. With the Australian Amazon holding back Chef and Lily and Edward nowhere in sight, supposedly staying back to help Chef against Jasmine, the remaining contestants were able to find the alien eggs which were located in the boiling room. "Woah, this is like, mega creepy dudes…" Geoff let out as he set down Chester allowing them all walk towards the center of the room which was a pit that had dozens of watermelon sized eggs inside all covered in green slime. "Nasty..."
"You can say that again," Trent cringed as he looked down at the eggs. "They look so real…"
"Yeah, real tasty!" Chester licked his lips as he looked down at the eggs. Despite being out of danger Mike was still doing the whole old man impression, at least now it was pretty harmless. "I bet those will make some tasty omelets!"
"I ain't eating anything coming from those eggs." Gwen cringed a bit at that.
"Alright, Jasmine can't hold Chef off forever so we gotta work quickly." Lincoln quickly took charge as he pointed to the two strongest they had in their group. "DJ, Geoff, lower Gwen and Bridgette down, I'll lower Dawn."
"Right!" Both guys said as they and the girls nodded.
Carefully, Lincoln, DJ, and Geoff, lowered down Dawn, Gwen, and Bridgette respectively towards the eggs. Gwen was the first to grab one but unfortunately her grip was too strong and the rather fragile egg ended up breaking in her hands with slime bursting from it. "Gah!" Gwen let out in irritation, thankfully none of the slime got on her. "Hey Chris, ever hear of plastic props!?"
After that the girls knew to grab onto the eggs gently, and that first one was the only one that exploded so after each girl grabbing three eggs everyone was now holding on and ready to win the challenge. "Heh, that was surprisingly easy," Bridgette commented as everyone looked at their eggs. "Now let's get out of here before Chef can come get us."
"And to find some bacons to go with these bad boys!" Chester was still thinking of food as he lightly tapped his egg, being careful not to break it. "Can't make a good omelet without bacon!"
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Suddenly the sound of slowly clapping got everyone's attention as they looked in the direction of it and saw that emerging from the shadows of the boiling room was none other then Ronnie Anne, the Hispanic girl giving everyone a smug look. "Well Lame-O I'm actually surprised you made it all the way here," Ronnie Anne said with an incredibly condescending tone as many glares were aimed at her, including Lincoln's. "Thought for sure you'd get taken out first for sure, guess miracles can happen,"
"What are you doing here?" Bridgette asked with a glare, immediately getting defensive of Lincoln. She wasn't gonna let her pick on her friend and get away with it. "Last I checked, we're the ones with the eggs and you're not."
"Yeah, and good luck getting down there sweet heart," Duncan added to irking Ronnie Anne on as he pointed to the pit of eggs. "Without someone to help you, there's no way you're gonna be able to grab an egg for yourself."
"Oh you're all gonna help me whether you like it or not," Ronnie Anne smirked, and before anyone could react to that at all Ronnie Anne charged towards everyone. The Latina smashed all the eggs everyone had and covering them with the slime contained in all of them until she got to Lincoln. "Hand it over Lame-O!" Ronnie Anne then took Lincoln's egg from him before shoving him down to the ground.
"Hey watch it missy!" Ronnie Anne was about smash Chester's egg but the old man reacted surprisingly quick and moved out of the way before she could. "These things are fragile ya know!"
"Hahahaha!" Ronnie Anne cackled before running out the exit of the boiler room, alien egg in hand. "Later losers!"
"Aw man…" Geoff slumped down while everyone else glared at where Ronnie Anne was. "Bummer dude…"
"That little witch!" Gwen stomped her foot in frustration.
"I should have never tried to make peace with her yesterday," Dawn growled out as she looked down.
Everyone was upset and angry sure, but none more so then Lincoln himself. Seeing Ronnie Anne just eliminate all his friends and then steal his own egg all the way cackling with that ever annoying laugh just got his blood boiling. Some people assumed that most people would always harbor past feelings for their Ex, but not Lincoln. There was no love in his heart for Ronnie Anne Santiago at all. In his head he was reminded of all the terrible times he had with her during their so called 'relationship' and even before that.
Constantly bullying him when they were kids and went to the same school together.
All the pranks, public humiliations, and sometimes physical violence.
And when they were together it wasn't much better.
Not taking any interest in things he enjoys and constantly forcing him to get into skateboarding even though he hated it.
Not wanting to show any sort of affection in public.
Calling him Lame-O even after all these years even though she knew he hated that nickname!
Hell! One time when they were on the kiss cam during a baseball game she pants him for the whole stadium to see and she told him to get over it when he was upset with her!
He's. Had. ENOUGH!!!"
"THAT'S IT!!!" Lincoln suddenly snapped, his yell echoing throughout the set as everyone turned to Lincoln with a shocked look. Lincoln's face was completely red with rage and the only thing on his mind was making sure Ronnie Anne doesn't win this. "I'VE HAD IT WITH THAT PIECE OF CRAP RUINING MY LIFE!!! I'M NOT LETTING HER WIN THIS!!! MIKE! GIVE ME YOUR EGG!!!"
"Eh, alright," Chester didn't put up a fuss and handed his egg over to Lincoln. "But save me the omelet."
"FINE!!!" Lincoln yelled before bolting out of the boiler room. "I'M WINNING THIS!!!" While everyone was shocked at Lincoln's outburst, they all looked at each other before smirking and following him outside.
Once Lincoln made it out, he saw Ronnie Anne was already on her way back to the trailers and was running through the small town set that was set up. Determined to win this thing and show her up, Lincoln booked it faster then he's ever run before but as he was trying to catch up the sounds of a helicopter were heard forcing Ronnie Anne and Lincoln to stop as they saw Chris flying above them on a helicopter…that had bombs attached to them. "Attention civilians!" Chris announced to everyone through a megaphones. "The government is here to help you!"
"That's a lie!" Lincoln shouted causing Ronnie Anne to look back at him in shock. How the hell did he catch up that fast!? She should have left him in the dust! "That's always a lie!"
"True! But we're gonna do it anyway!" Chris grinned as he pressed a button, causing the bombs to be released from the helicopter! "Bombs away!"
Seeing the falling explosives, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne quickly took cover before the bombs hit the ground and-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The bombs immediately went off as they hit the ground, a mushroom cloud of green slime forming as every bit of the town set was covering in green slime. Once it was over Chris went to go land his helicopter back at home base as Lincoln and Ronnie Anne emerged from their covers and quickly glared at each other with Ronnie Anne smirking and quickly booking it. "Good luck catching up Lame-O!"
"Grrrrr!" Lincon growled...before looking at the ground. The slipper slime covered ground. Oh he has an idea. "I don't need luck! Here I come!" Grinning like a mad man, Lincoln backed up a bit before running full speed before jumping down while keeping the egg above his head. Once he belly hit the slime, Lincoln's plan turned out to work as he started zooming across the slime at high speeds like the worlds slimiest slip and slide!So fast in face he ended up passing Ronnie Anne in no time at all! "See ya~ Perra~!!!"
"WHAT?!" Ronnie Anne yelled out as she saw Lincoln zip past her, his egg held high. "NO!!!"
Waiting at the end of the set was Chris who just exited his helicopter along with all the eliminated and slime covered contestants, minus the eight that were running after Ronnie Anne and Lincoln. And Chris was there just in time for Lincoln to slide all the way back to home base with his alien egg totally in tact! "And Lincoln wins!" Chris announced as Lincoln got up, not caring about his slime covered shirt and as he had a giant grin on his face as nearly every there cheered for him.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Lincoln cheered for himself just as Ronnie Anne caught up glaring daggers at Lincoln.
"Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln!" Many of the other contestants cheered for him with the all the others catching up to give him congratulations with Dawn pulling Lincoln in for a loving kiss.
"Woohoo! Yeah!" Chester cheered before gasping loudly as he straightened his posture. Mike blinked a bit as he looked around in confusion. "What the-what's going on? How'd we get here?"
"Um, Lincoln just won dude," Trent pointed out as he gave Mike a curious look. "You were…kinda there remember? Doing your whole old man act?"
"I-I was?" Mike let out nervous.
CONFESSIONAL – Mike
"Look about m y …'acting' I gotta come clean…" Mike sighed out as he looked at the confessional camera. At least this was easier then telling anyone else face to face. "I…I have Dissociative Identity Disorder! I try to control it but when it triggers and one of my personalities comes out I can't stop it! I mean don't get me wrong they aren't bad and hey can certainly help at times but other times…not so much…"
"And Ronnie Anne," Chris announced as he walked up to the Hispanic teenager. "You take second place! Or as it's better known, first loser!"
"Grrrrr!!!" Ronnie Anne viciously growled, her face going red with rage as she looked at Lincoln. "You buck toothed freckle face bas-"
"And since you two are the only ones that returned to home base with an egg," Chris cut Ronnie Anne off before she needed to be censored. "That'll make you two the team captains this season!"
"Then wait, that means…" Lincoln quickly realized where Chris was going with this.
"That's right!" Chris grinned way to widely as he announced this. "Both of you are in charge of the two teams this season! You just can't write this stuff!"
"Hah! Good then!" Ronnie Anne's smugness was call full force as she crossed her arms and spoke in a tone that tripped in cockiness. "If that's the case then this'll be eas-"
"SHUT! IT!!!" Lincoln snapped right in Ronnie Anne's face, taking her off guard as everyone watched in stunned silence. "You were the worst girlfriend EVER!!! THE PRANKS! THE NAME CALLING! TEASING ME WHENEVER I WAS ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH SOMETHING!!! I SHOULD HAVE DUMPED YOUR ASS YEARS AGO!!!" Lincoln took a few deep breaths before yelling at Ronnie Anne again. "So you listen Ronnie Anne and you listen good! You can say whatever you want, you can do whatever you want! Reveal my most embarrassing secret, pants me on international television! I'M! OVER! IT! I'm not letting you push me around all season!So watch your back because you are going DOWN!!!"
And all everyone could do was stare with their mouths agape.
CONFESSIONAL – Bridgette
"I'm so proud of him!!!" Bridgette grinned, happy that her friend was standing up to his toxic ex.
CONFESSIONAL – Dawn
"Oh my~" Dawn had a flustered face as she fanned herself. "Hehehe, wow~ He was so…ferocious~"
CONFESSIONAL – Harold
"That's my best friend!" Harold cheered Lincoln on with a pumped fist. " He's unleashing his own mad skills!"
CONFESSIONAL – Gwen
"Well that's certainly one for the highlight reels." Gwen chuckled in amusement.
CONFESSIONAL – Leshawna
"Way to show her who's boss Q-Tip!" Leshawna complimented with smirk. "You show her who the winner here is baby!"
CONFESSIONAL – Ronnie Anne
"When the hell did he grow a backbone?!" Ronnie Anne shouted in disbelief. The Lincoln she knew was a spineless wimp that couldn't talk back to save his life! " Grrr, it's fine. I'm always up for a challenge."
CONFESSIONAL – Lincoln
"I'm done with people walking all over me, especially her," Lincoln stated as he slammed a fist down on the vanity. "This season I'm gonna give it my all and I'm not gonna let anyone, Heather or especially Ronnie Anne bring me down."
"Oh. It. Is. On!" Ronnie Anne growled right in front of Lincoln's face.
"Loving the tension here, but break it up you two." Chris spoke up, getting in between the two before a fight could break out despite how good that'd be for ratings. "Tomorrow you'll be forming the teams for the seasons, but for now get some rest and hit the shower. For heavens sake you all stink!"
Ronnie Anne and Lincoln gave each other one more glare before heading off, preparing for tomorrow.
"Lincoln stop it!" Lily whined as she was under the shower, Lincoln cleaning her up after the messy day they had. If Lily was gonna be here then he was gonna take good care of her and that of course started with making sure she was clean. "We've been in here for a half an hour I'm clean enough!"
"Nope!" Lincoln said as he stopped more of that slime on her. "You're not leaving until your squeaky clean young lady."
And outside Dawn was giving Edward a bath in kiddie pool they managed to find on set. "Oh you messy boy," Dawn gushed a bit as she scrubbed Edward off with a sponge.
"Brbrbrb!" Edward playfully let out as he rolled around in the water
And currently in the infirmary Tyler was laying in bed from the injuries he got this challenge with Lindsay watching over with him a bowl of soup in her hand. "Don't worry Tyler, I'm here for you," Lindsay told her boyfriend before holding up a handful of soup. "Now here comes the airplane!"
"Lindsay I'm not-" Tyler tried to say before Lindsay shoved the spoon in his mouth. Tyler shrugged, accepting this. Who was he to complain about his girlfriend taking care of him.
With everyone preparing for what tomorrow would bring, we cut to the two trailers where Chris stood between the two. "Well let's a wrap on today's shoot and might I say we got a lot to look forward too!" Chris grinned all too happily as he hyped up the next episode. "It'll be Ex vs Ex and Ronnie Anne and Lincoln go head to head this season! Who will they pick on their teams? Will Mike ever come clean about his condition? Will Owen ever drop the whole Mr. Coconut thing? Tune in next time for another exciting episode of…Total. Drama. Action!!!"