"Grandpa! Grandpa! We found some pirates!" A little boy no older then seven exclaims to his grandpa and points to the docks.
"Pirates?" The man asks seriously "Lol. Did they really ignore who was on the island?" He bursts out laughing.
"Well they did say the know you" Another little boy no older then seven informs their grandpa.
"Luffy, Lucky!" Garp calls out and the two boys instinctively straighten up " No, Lucky, did they seem dangerous?"
"Hey!" Luffy calls out angry that their grandpa trust him more than him.
"Get some common sense Luffy and I'll trust you more than Lucky" He says ruffling up his hair and turning it into a military style haircut.
Luffy fuflles his hair back to it's messy state "What about the time he broke into the library" He calls out remembering as soon as Lucky could walk. He ran straight into the library.
"Clear outlier" Garp waves him off.
"Guys!" Lucky calls out as the duo turns their heads towards him "Pirate problem. And they did look dangerous, No more like barely contained chaotic fun dangerous"
"Stop speaking in riddles!" Luffy cries out.
"Some basic vocabulary words but aight" He deadpans already used to his brother's special behaviour.
"Barely contained chaos huh?" Garp mutters and narrows his eyes remembering "This better not be another Roger."
"Hahaha" He suddenly bursts out into laughter "Roger was something else, no way anyone can match him!" He walks off to the docks.
"Weirdo" Lucky quietly whispers so his grandpa's fading figure doesn't hear "Yeah all of those Rogers that, Whitebeard beat my ass that" Luffy whispers back to him.
"Oh wait let's follow him" Lucky slaps his forehead and runs after Garp.
"Wait for me!" Luffy screeches following his twin brother.
"Are you sure THAT! Because IT'S going down They are coming" A silhouetted figure says to their two boys grandpa.
"Whos THAT!" Luffy says mimicking their stupid way of hiding things. "Bums who won't tell us anything useful" Lucky clicks his tounge and hightails out of there.
"I don't know he seems kinda cool" Luffy says as his brother turns to look at him "Weren't you saying he was a bum the first time you met him?"
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"HER!" Lucky says "HER" Luffy also says.
"SHE!". "SHE!"
"What are you two dweebs doing?" Shanks says entering the bar.
""About HEEEERRR!"" The two boys exclaim as the red haired rat ignores them.
"Shanks leg me join your crew!" Luffy exclaims quitting his tomfoolery.
Lucky turns to him"Hey I thought we were doing our thing!"
"You aren't hard boiled Luffy" Shanks says handing him some milk and Luffy mutters a 'thanks'. Lucky and Shanks barely stopp their laughter.
After finishing his milk he suddenly takes out a knife and stabs himself below his left eye.
""LUUFFYY!" He hears both of the scream "Your dead"
"How many times did I tell you to not do stupid shit!" He yells strangling him with all his might.
"I-i aaaaammmm hard boiled right, Shanks?" Luffy barely gets his words out.
"No"
"Raaaaaah!"
He stabbed himself right there instead of doing that whole debuckle because he knew Lucky would stop him when he would get a whiff.
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"Come on guys" Harrumu the bandit that gave Luffy some trouble in the first chapter says "Hes not worth our time"
"Laaaaaaaaammmeeee" Shanks hears a collective 'lame' and boos from all around. Particularly from Lucky.
"Shut up!" Shanks exlaims but laughing "And especially you kid" He points a finger towards Lucky.
"I'm sure you couldn't even beat that weak ass bandit!"
Lucky looks around and points to himself "Me??" He asks not believing the audacity.
"I could totally beat Ligutuka or whatever that guys name was"Lucky exclaims flexing his non existent muscles.
"Yeah, yeah whatever kid" Shanks waves him off and turns his attention back to luffy."Yo were your going?"
"To find a better role model"He says turning to leave but shanks grabs his arm "Don't be lik-"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Luffy screams out seeing his arm stretch to unatural proportions.
"Its a devil fruit you bum" Lucky says pinching the bride of his nose "Weve read about this"
"Oh, I knew that!" Luffy exclaims.
"Hey my fruit!" Shanks exclaims.
"We don't care!" They both exclaim.
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"Man that rat was ez as hell" Haguma laughs at the celestial dragons expense.
"Take that back!" Luffy exclaims "Shanks was-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah"
Everyone immediately turns their heads towards him. And Lucky remembering that incident.
Flashback start.
"Hey, shanks can you take out your fat cock and fuck me?" THAT boy asks the handsome and demure regal rat.
"Luffy" he says tired with all that bullshit "My dick is as big as your thigh"
"Oda-sensei!" A guy who can actually read "What is the explanation for this plot hole?!"
"Eeh... Er..." Oda intelligenty says "Its a matter of reading comprehension!"
"Oda Sensei" the famous guy who asks about everyones dick "Whats the size of shanks dick?"
"27,94 cm, 11 inches. As big as your forearm. Gives the craziest sex. Has the what muscles"
Flashback end.
"Imma beat this glasser up" He says preparing for a no diff fight.
Suddenly Luffy dashes towards him and lands a sick punch to his liver.
"I'm not built for super soldiers wallahi!"
The fight continues at luffys slight favour but hanzai putting up a good fight. Luffy actually trained for a little bit because Lucky wanted to kill a tiger that pissed him off so he trained and killed it.
He got stronger then Luffy and Luffy did not let that slide one bit
"Bandits help me!!!!" He shouts out as his day ones rush towards the child.
"Raarzah bums!" They suddenly hear a childlike scream as Lucky throws a haymaker at one of the bandits heart.
"""Get the other child!""" The bandits scream out and go help their other day one.
Lucky ducks under a punch and tries to throw a counterattack but a bandit hits him in the head with a pipe.
"Ones" Lucky cries out as another bandit hits him in the head. "Ones!" "ONES!!!!!"
"Wow" he hears an amused voice from him as everyone turns their heads towards the big dick energy "Pathetic Lucky, Don't you know a pirate battle is the most scummiest of them all?"
"Rat..." Was all Lucky could says as he's knocked unconscious.