But then there was Noah Lee. Smart. Kinda nerdy. Wore glasses. Genuinely sweet. And totally unaware of the Costa Curse™.
He offered to help Eleni with her AP History project. She said yes.
Then the Costa alarms went off.
Matteo showed up at the school in a suit like he was ready to sue someone.
Enzo conveniently parked his motorcycle outside the school gates.
Leonardo brought her lunch—twice.
Antonio "accidentally" wandered into the wrong classroom mid-project and stared at Noah like he was measuring his coffin.
Even little Nico found Noah's TikTok and left an anonymous comment: "You should focus on your studies. For your health."