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Operation: Take Dad to Meet Mom (and Hope They Don’t Duel)

KanneHime
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[GGAD + HP + heavy headcanons + Agarth pretending to be weird and clueless] No CP for the protagonist. Romance is only between the two dads (GGAD). Everyone knows how the legendary Dark Lord Grindelwald lost to the radiant Albus Dumbledore and locked himself away in Nurmengard afterward. What fewer people know is that… in 1978, a kid appeared in Nurmengard. A kid who looks a little too much like Dumbledore. --- Agarth: “Dad, why didn’t you tell me Mom was a beautiful old lady with a mustache?” Grindelwald: “The word is handsome, Agarth.” Agarth: “Okay, but why didn’t you say she was a pretty little handsome guy, then?” When Dumbledore’s name appears in the Hogwarts admission book tied to a child… he shows up to deliver the letter personally. Only to find himself face to face with a child—boy? girl? gremlin?—with blue eyes, fiery red hair, and zero understanding of personal space. Agarth: “Mom, your beard looks amazing! Can I have it?” (rips it off magically) Agarth: “Look, Dad! Now your beard and Mom’s beard can be together forever. Like soulmates. Like me and chaos. Isn’t that romantic?” Dumbledore: (…) Grindelwald: (…help) This is the chaotic tale of a possibly schizophrenic child who may or may not have been born from magic, fire, and spite—now dead set on helping his dad win back his “mom.” Mostly daily life. Very little plot. A lot of weird, magical family drama.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Agarth and Old Man's First Meeting

Austria , Nurmengard, 1978.

At this time, the sun, which had not yet set, shone with a little orange afterglow on the top of the tower in Nurmengard.

As a red light flashed from the top of the tower, the sun set and the sky gradually turned gray.

The woman in the dark green satin wizard robe looked at the child in the small cradle and said, "Gellert, although the Muggle's artificial incubation operation was successful, you can't be sure whether this child can become a wizard."

"No, Wenda." Grindelwald, who was standing next to the baby's cradle, lowered his eyes and said lightly, "He must be a wizard. The first time I saw him, I saw the distant future."

At this time, the baby in the cradle, who had not yet woken up from the previous explosion, could only hear some familiar English words, such as "Gellert, Wenda, wizard, Muggle."

Beautiful! Hard mode loaded successfully!

My Restarted Life: The First Thing I Saw was Gellert

"Hard Start Mode, How to Deal with the Master of Legilimency?"

"Hello, my friend, come and conquer Muggles with me! "

Song Chung, who is familiar with the Harry Potter masterpiece, howled with saliva. Although everyone wants to wait for their own owl when they reach the right age, this does not mean that Song Chung wants to travel to such a world full of killing curse! !

"Well, little one, welcome to the wizarding world." Grindelwald suddenly came close to Song Chung and gently kissed him on the forehead. "Of course, I hope you can understand English, so that we can communicate better, right?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm dirty, I'm dirty, I'm dirty, he insulted me with his saliva!!!!!" Song Chung screamed madly. Although he couldn't understand English, it didn't matter, this old man was insulting people, insulting people with his saliva!!

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" the piercing howl pierced Grindelwald's ears, and Wenda Rosier at the side curled her lips and laughed.

"Gellert, you can't expect a child to control himself from crying." Wenda reached out and patted Song Chung's little chest to comfort him, "Oh well, it seems that he doesn't like others touching him."

Under the humiliation of being insulted with saliva and having his chest touched by giant hands, Song Chung's magic power erupted.

After the baby cradle was destroyed by a powerful red vortex, the surrounding air suddenly fell into a state of stagnation and distortion.

Grindelwald stretched out his right hand and waved it, and the distorted and terrifying magic was confined to a small circle. "It seems that my little friend has proved to us that he is a very capable little wizard."

After saying that, a silver medicine bottle floated out from the cabinet nearby. Grindelwald moved his fingers, and the liquid in the bottle formed a beautiful parabola and accurately hit the howling throat of little Song Chung.

"Waaaaaaah… cough cough cough." Attack! Revenge! Too much! Too much! Too much! Song Chung had never seen a pig run, but he had eaten pork. He also knew that this medicine was probably used to stabilize his magic riot. 'However, I'm a baby, a cute, soft, and floppy little baby.

Everyone knows how to feed a baby! ! ! !'

As the bottle of potion was empty, the red vortex around Song Chung gradually calmed down. Song Chung, who had finally calmed down, looked at Grindelwald who was looking at him with his head tilted.

Suddenly he grinned 'You deserve it, no wonder Dumbledore's favorite is not you, you are not as gentle as Newt, nor as cheerful as Potter, you deserve it!!' Of course, Song Chung couldn't say these words now, and could only utter a series of screams.

At the same time, Grindelwald, who had been looking into Song Chung's eyes and was well versed in telepathy, looked grim.

"Kaka, prepare a bottle for Agarth. I think he likes goat milk very much, right?"

'Who said that? Who said that? ! You bastard, you bastard, you bastard!' Agarth, who vomited violently whenever he drank goat milk, wailed.

As Grindelwald finished speaking, a short and thin house-elf wearing tattered sheets, with huge pupils, appeared next to Song Chung.

"Yes, Kaka will prepare it right away. Kaka will take good care of young master Agarth." After Kaka said that, he stared at Song Chung again, snapped his fingers and disappeared in front of Song Chung.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" 'You're going to die a horrible death! You deserve to not be able to get a wife! You deserve to be abandoned by your wife! You deserve to…' Before Song Chung could finish his scolding, Grindelwald narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"Children should just keep their mouths shut more often."

"..." Song Chung couldn't howl anymore.

"..." He opened his mouth and screamed again, but still no sound came out.

Song Chung opened his mouth and finally looked at Grindelwald pitifully: 'I was wrong.'

"Then, can we talk quietly?" Grindelwald moved closer to Song Chung and held him in his arms. "Although you can't speak, it seems that you know that I can see what you are thinking. Agarth Albus Grindelwald, this is your name, my child (Agarth heard 'kiss')."

Song Chung, should be called Agarth.

Agarth understood. 'This English sentence means I have a name now, but what does my kiss mean? My kiss? Damn it? Are you going to insult me ​​with his mouth again?'

Agarth's face darkened for a moment, and then he looked at Grindelwald, who was smiling brightly, and his toothless gums tightened. 'Old! Man! At worst, I'll give you a kiss and then pull out your beard.'

Thinking of this, Agarth closed his eyes, waiting for the another insult.

"..." Grindelwald felt that his life had never been so short, "Kid! Kid! I'm talking about a child, not a kiss!!!"

"Waaaaa!" 'Why didn't you say so earlier!' Agarth threatened with his eyes wide open, 'causing me to misunderstand.'

"Agarth, I hope that before you can speak, you can learn your English well, at least, it will not affect our daily communication."

Grindelwald took a deep breath and handed Agarth to Wenda, who had been watching the drama for a long time. "I think you will definitely help me with this, Wenda."

"Of course." Wenda smiled and performed a ladylike manner, taking Agarth as she stood up. "For the greater good."

For the greater good.

"Waaaaaa!" 'I understand this!' Agarth yawned and fell into sleep.

"Take this little monster to rest." Grindelwald turned to look at the bright moon in the darkness, waved his hand and asked Wenda to leave first.

'Albus, see you again in eleven years.'

'I hope it doesn't scare you.'