"Ahem."
A sharp voice cut through the tension like a blade.
Footsteps echoed against the marble floor. The girls around me immediately straightened up—like soldiers seeing their commander walk in.
A tall, elegant woman appeared, dressed in a black-and-gold robe with a thorned rose emblem on her chest. Her long midnight-blue hair flowed behind her, and her gaze… was sharp enough to pierce steel.
She looked directly at me.
"So... this is the boy the system failed to erase."
I swallowed hard. "Uh... hi?"
She didn't laugh. Didn't smile. She just stood there—radiating the calm intensity of a final boss in an RPG.
"My name is Headmistress Elira. I run Yuri Academy."
Each word she spoke carried weight, like magic woven into her breath.
"Normally, your existence would trigger a Level-7 Purge. But somehow… you resisted the system's cleansing magic. That should be impossible."
"Uh... that's cool?" I attempted a nervous joke, legs already shaking.
Suddenly, Elira stepped closer and placed her hand on my chest. Her eyes glowed a deep violet.
"I see… so it chose you."
It? What's "it"? I don't like this!
She pulled her hand back and turned to the others.
"No one touches him. For now. He will remain under observation."
Then she added coldly—
>"If he loses control—kill him immediately."
WHAT.
"Wait, wait, wait! Can't we talk about this like civilized—"
Too late. Two girls grabbed my arms and dragged me out of the infirmary like I was some kind of ticking bomb.
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A few minutes later...
I was dumped into a dorm room that looked like a magical girl exploded inside it.
Floral bedsheets. Stuffed animals. Sparkly curtains.
I'm going to die of cuteness poisoning.
A short-haired girl with glasses stepped in and smiled politely.
"Hello, I'm Rin, second-year student. I'll be your caretaker during your stay at the Academy."
"Caretaker...? You mean like a babysitter?"
She nodded cheerfully. "Also your supervisor. In case you try to run... or touch anyone."
"…That's oddly specific."
Rin adjusted her glasses and smiled again.
"Welcome to Yuri Academy, Nox-kun. May the Goddess have mercy on your soul."
I stared at the ceiling.
How the hell did my life turn into a yuri survival game...?