If you feel that the place you are in has rules or practices that seem unreasonable or lack clear justification, please feel free to contact us.
If you feel that the environment around you enforces rules or practices that seem unreasonable or lack logical justification, please contact us.
Look for the white shop with pink roses climbing up its walls, located at the intersection of Morris Street.
The name of the shop is Crazy Rose.
Please inform Max that you'd like to drink rose water.
We guarantee every case. If it doesn't work, we won't take your money.
Once you arrive, please ask for Max.
Or if you happen to meet the twins — Rosie and Rose — address each of them differently:
• If you meet Rosie, you'll recognize her by her all-pink look — from hair to outfit. Tell her: "You want a pink rose." Trust us, you wouldn't want to turn red — she greatly prefers pink.
• If you meet Rose, she'll be dressed entirely in red, including her hair. Just tell her: "You want a red rose."
• But if you meet them both, ask: "Where did Max go to plant roses?"
Rules for Hiring "The Precept Purifiers"
Please read carefully to protect your own rights.
1. Before entering into a contract, please provide us with your full name, age, occupation, the location or item you wish us to handle, any encounters or disturbances you've experienced while living in or possessing said location/item, and all rules or constraints you are required to follow there.
*** We kindly ask that all information provided be truthful. We don't judge, whether our clients reside in places no decent human should be, or work in professions that violate laws or moral codes. However, if any part of the information given is found to be false, the contract will be rendered immediately void.
2. We do not take deposits under any circumstances. Payment will only be collected after the task is completed.
(Don't worry about the fee. We do not exploit our clients. The amount we charge will always be within your means.)
3. During the operation, do not record or photograph us in any form—no images, audio, or video.
What we do is not meant to be seen, and we believe you wouldn't want to see it either.
4. You must keep all details about our work strictly confidential. Do not share anything about us or our methods with the public, through any medium. If someone truly needs our help, they will find us on their own.
5. Violence is strictly forbidden within the premises of Crazy Rose. We will not be held responsible for any harm or injury you suffer as a result of provoking our staff.
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These are our rules. Please follow all five without exception. We believe such simple rules are well within your capability to follow.
We will complete our work within one week, and we guarantee that any irrational or disturbing practices troubling you will disappear once our task is done.
If we fail, we will accept no payment whatsoever.
Finally, we sincerely hope that our meeting will be both the first and the last, and that nothing will ever trouble you again.
Thank you for choosing our service.
Annie & Am