When Illaine said excursion, I thought of two things.
Firstly, we would go to some mountain. I was right on that one.
Secondly, we would be alone. Well, with maids and knights, but just us three.
But as all things go, and as Fury says, 'life begets entertainment'.
Now my life has become entertainment.
Because, Illaine's green-haired, non-cheater, to-be-husband, has come with us and brought his lackeys as well.
And they are all glaring at me.
Why?
I'll give you two reasons.
Illaine is my best friend. (Engaged and adorable)
Raine is my other best friend. (Also very adorable)
They are boys, and boys get crushes easily! (I know I said two)
So I will recite the story from the start.
Why?
Because I am not going to suffer alone.
The Gods, hearing my thoughts, have to live through my pains.
So yes, let's start!
Once upon a time—
[Faster]
Ah, this?
Not Fury, some random God.
Anyway.
Once upon a time in this kingdom with a name from the German dictionary, Illaine, the daughter of the Duchy of Noble, and me the Count Green's son became friends.
And then we planned an excursion.
When Princess Illaine asked her daddy Noble, for permission to go out, he had the wonderful idea of having his daughter's 'husband' come with us.
And that led somehow, some-fucking how, all of the damn aristrocracy's childrent to go on a trip with us.
Like dudes, no, I am not supposed to be social.
You see what I am talking about, Gods?
You see?
[Poor Lucas]
[We understand!]
Thank you for the understanding.
I wiped my tears.
And let's go to the first day of this shitty excursion-turned-camp.
So when I found out about this, which was when I got out with Raine, out of the carriage.
I saw Illaine.
Then I saw other people.
I then decided, bonding was not worth this.
But stupid, stupid, Illaine.
She grabbed me by my arm and pulled me out of the carriage.
I cried.
I begged.
I hung to the damn carriage.
But no.
How is this seven-year-old stronger?
She dragged me and Raine out of the carriage.
And guess who saw all this?
The rest of the mini-aristocracy, who never saw Illaine talking to others.
And her brother.
And her fiancé.
I should have pushed Illaine off the staircase.
This brat.
She is going to get me killed.
She held my hand and smiled at me.
I sighed.
She should be glad I decided to adopt her.
Because she was pretty close to going on my hitlist.
Then Raine hugged Illaine.
Illaine blushed.
Another rare sight.
Yay! Besties.
Hopefully.
No gods, not 'yuri' they are fucking seven,
[Sorry]x6
Anyway, where was I?
Yes.
I was watching the interaction.
And some other people walked up to us.
All girls.
"Miss Noble? Who are they?" A noble, as noble-like as Illaine, with perfectly curled villainess hair.
"This is Luca–Count Green's son." I snickered at the misstep. She glared at me.
"And Raine, his maid." Illaine introduced Raine, who held Illaine's hand.
"You let a lowly maid hug you?" Another girl, a brunette, asked.
"Better than her having bitten her?" I said.
"Lucas, shut up." Illaine scowled at me.
"Yes, ma'am." I gave her a thumbs up.
She rolled her eyes.
Damn brat.
Raine yawned and watched the drama, leaning on me.
"Raine? Are you hungry?" I asked, the noble girls looked over at me, their glares warmer than my ear receiving those Gods' messages.
"Sort of?" Raine mumbled.
I looked into my pocket. There was candy inside, I gave it to her.
"Do you have anything else?"
"Want some chocolate?"
"Yes!"
"I'll ask Ella, I'll be back," I ruffled her hair, and she leaned on Illaine.
But.
But.
Fucking but, when I got back, I got messages from Gods.
[The girls love you now, Lucas!]
[Cool guy Lucas!]
[Lucas is the new boy-next-door]
What the fuck were these heavenly shitheads on?
I walked back with a bunch of chocolate, I decided to share it with the girls.
When I walked back, I was received by their burning gazes.
Maybe a little warm, but who knows?
"Raine, here's your chocolate!" I said, and she held her arm out.
"Give me the whole bag!" I gave her two pieces, and she glared at me.
"You will get a stomachache!" I said.
"But–"
"No buts," I turned to Illaine.
"Want some?" I asked.
"Yes." She took two.
I turned to the noble girls, " Do you ladies want some?"
"You are unexpectedly charming!" The curled hair villainess said, a fan to her face.
"I don't know about charming?" I said, chuckling.
"You treat even your maids as though they are not lowly?" The brunette spoke.
"I'm sure none of us nobles were born from the sky?" I said, my grin fading.
"But we are special." A redhead spoke. She had long eyelashes.
"Is being rich the extent of being special?" I asked, and they did not speak.
"We are the only ones with magic?" The villainess one spoke again.
"What is the use of any magic if it is in the hands of idiots?" I retorted.
"Excuse me?" She sounded angry.
"I'm sorry, but I won't hear anyone talk badly about my maid, or anyone important to me," I said, my body trembling from the interaction.
"Very well, Lucas, let's be friends." The villainess one said.
What the fuck?
"You are so sophisticated, lord green?" The redhead switched sides.
"Maybe if you want, I can be your fiancée!" The brunette said.
"What?" I did not know what else to say or think
"What do you mean by 'what'?" Illaine snickered.
"Yes, you were very chivalric!" The villainess one smiled.
"Yes, and it seems like you possess high intelligence as well!" The brunette who proposed to me.
"Can we exchange letters? Lord Green?" A green-haired girl who had been silent the whole time.
"I don't know what you all think about me, and I am too foolish to understand your thoughts, but I am grateful for your offers of friendship. The proposal, however, is not something I can comply with."
"Very well, Lucas Green, I am Lorencia Weldore, from the Weldore Duchy," the noble like one said.
"I am Miarale Evans from the March of Noble!" The redhead.
"Eleanor Rosette from Rosette Duchy!" The brunette.
"I am the princess of this kingdom," The green head with letters, " Eliana Krone Weltschmerz.
"I'm not sure I am worth your time?" I was overwhelmed.
"I'll decide that for myself." The princess smiled at me.
She is so cute.
I've got more daughters!
"Okay?" I smiled at them.
And then I looked for some sons.
And I found out that the camp was divided into two.
Boys.
And
Girls, with me.
There were six girls, including Raine.
There were nine boys, excluding me.
And that's the tale of how I got myself hated by boys.
Well, daughters were fun––not one bit!
They are monsters!
Smart monsters!
We will talk about this sometime else, Gods!
For today, just the start.
Tomorrow at the same time!
Lucas talks about camp.
I blow an imaginary kiss.
[I want Lucas to talk more]----by 2890+Gods
[I love Lucas the goat!]----by 3044+Gods
[Lucas, this was fun!]----by 1111+Gods
[Do more!]----by 10000+Gods
[TRENDING ON GOD X
#LUCAS THE GOAT]